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Tangazo toka Tume ya Uchaguzi

Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by Lyangalo, Nov 22, 2010.

  1. Lyangalo

    Lyangalo JF-Expert Member

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    Kuanzia sasa msishangae matokeo ya uchaguzi kupinduliwa.

    Kwanza, Chama chenyewe ni cha MAPINDUZI, kwa hiyo kupindua matokeo si jambo la ajabu.


    Pili, Viongozi wake wote wa juu ni Wanajeshi kitaaluma

    Mwenyekiti: Luteni Kanali Jakaya Kikwete
    Katibu Mkuu: Luteni Yusuf Makamba
    Naibu Katibu Mkuu: Kapteni George Mkuchika
    Katibu wa Itikadi/Uenezi: Kapteni john Chiligati
    Meneja Kampeni: Kanali Abdulrahaman Kinana

    Tatu, Gazeti la Serikali, Daily News ambalo editor in Chief ni Rais, limeshasema: Dk. Slaa hatakuwa rais wa tano wa Tanzania

    Nne: Tamko la Luteni Jenerali Shimbo linajieleza: "Wagombea wakubali matokeo, la sivyo..."

    Tano: Katiba ya nchi/ sheria ya uchaguzi iko wazi: Matokeo ya urais yakishatangazwa, hakuna chombo chochote kinachoweza kuyapinga.




    Sasa mnashangaa nini eti mnajidanganya bila kujua kuwa nchi hii ni ya utawala wa kijeshi.



    Haya muwe mnaenda kupiga kura kutimiza haki yenu ya kikatiba, narudia tena kutimiza haki yenu ya kikatiba.



    Nawasilisha;
    Mkurugenzi wa Tume,
    Rajab Kiravu.
    Nakala: Msajili wa Vyama vya Siasa - John Tendwa,
    Dk Slaa
     
  2. NGULI

    NGULI JF-Expert Member

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    MMMMH? hili bango ume copy wapi??
     
  3. zaratustra

    zaratustra JF-Expert Member

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    Nimeipenda hii, pokea senks yako!
     
  4. Kiherehere

    Kiherehere JF-Expert Member

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    nimeipenda hii iyagalo maana kwa mfumo kama huu inathibitisha jinsi jamaa asivyojiamini kwa unyenyekevu JWTZ, tutafika tu
     
  5. Lyangalo

    Lyangalo JF-Expert Member

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    Hapa ndo tunatakiwa tufumbue macho na tujue kuwa tunaongozwa kijeshi na demokrasia haitakuwepo kamwe!
     
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    Mmwaminifu JF-Expert Member

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    Kazi ipo!
     
  7. sulphadoxine

    sulphadoxine JF-Expert Member

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    Sina cha kusemaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa.
     
  8. Raia Fulani

    Raia Fulani JF-Expert Member

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    Sasa mbona hii sio joke?
     
  9. Sokomoko

    Sokomoko JF-Expert Member

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    Wakuu huu ni uchochezi tuweni makini na tunayoyafanya humu mtakuja jutia nafsi zenu...........
     
  10. g

    geophysics JF-Expert Member

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    Imeniingia akilini kabisa...kapteni, kanali n.k ndio mzee wetu anawasogeza karibu.... Subiri baraza la mawaziri utasikia...
    Good point... I like your post
     
  11. Thomas Odera

    Thomas Odera Verified User

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    Tunaposema nchi kama Sudan na nchi nyingi za Afrika Magharibi zinatawaliwa kijeshi tunamaanisha nini ikiwa nyumbani hali iko hivi Mkuu hapo umenena kwa dhati kabisa
     
  12. Nyange

    Nyange JF-Expert Member

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    Sure japo kuwa joki
     
  13. Not_Yet_Uhuru

    Not_Yet_Uhuru JF-Expert Member

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    Waana wa nchi....

    Hii ni hali mbaya wanayioweka CCM na kundi lake lote, lakini siku zote tukumbuke, Mungu anayajua haya yote na kusikiliza kilio cha watu wake kuliko Mwanadamu na nguvu yoyote ile.

    Tukumbuke nguvu za majeshi Binadamu hawa ni kama ZERO juu ya haki na kilio cha watu na taifa lao. ......Tafakarini, maguvu ya akina Goliathi, mfilisti aliangushwa na Daudi, kinda mdogo wa chini ya miaka 20! ....Jeshi kubwa la Ukomunist na Ukomunuist wenyewe viliangushwa hata pasipo fujo ya wananchi au hata vita ya mtutu! ......Ukuta Mkuu wa Hebron (uliokuwa unamilikiwa na Jeshi kubwa la Warumi) uluangushwa na waana wa Israel kwa kupaaza sauti tu (enzi hizo)!, .....Jeshi kubwa la Wamisri chini ya Pharaoh lilimalizikia baharini-Sham, pasipo hata mkono wa Wa-israel kuwapiga!. .....Jeshi hatari la Makaburu wa South Africa, likiwa linamiliki hadi silaha za Nyuklia, lili-collapse dhidi ya kilio cha Watu na taifa la baba na babu zao, waafrika halisi...sasa waliojiona kuwa ni class ya juu, wanatawaliwa na 'Wenye nchi' yao!!.....!!

    Kwa mantiki hii, inaonyesha kuwa CCM si kitu, si lolote ila wenyewe 'wanajilisha upepo' na kujifariji kuwa wanazo nguvu za dola, na mihimili ambayo wanaweza kuimiliki ili kupora haki za wananchi na taifa lote kuwa chini ya miguu yao??.....Kamwe! Tutayakumbuka maneno yasiyopote kamwe kuwa "HAKI HAIPOTEI ..ila INAWEZA TU KUCHELEWESHWA!"...ambalo ndilo wanalolifanya CCM dhidi ya Haki na ustawi wa Watanzania...HAKI ITATIMIA TU!

    Tutafakari kwa makini, na kuwa na Tumaini thabiti lisiloteterema, maana mwisho wao uu waja..........Nawasilisha!
     
  14. Katavi

    Katavi Platinum Member

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    uchochezi au ukweli?
     
  15. Lyangalo

    Lyangalo JF-Expert Member

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    inauma eeeh kuuona ukweli!
     
  16. Pasco_jr_ngumi

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    nchi inaongozwa na wanajesh? Bwana..
     
  17. samora10

    samora10 JF-Expert Member

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    Kuna uchochezi gani hapo? wala sio joke hii ni ukweli ulio wazi:whoo:
     
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