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Tangazo kwenye duka la Mchaga

Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by mojoki, Oct 9, 2011.

  1. mojoki

    mojoki JF-Expert Member

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    Pata sukari, mayai, baiskeli, kanga, pilau, walikuku, sambusa, tairi za trekta, madaftari, bia
    aina zote, petroli, matunda, nazi, vitumbua, mitumba grade 1, supu ya utumbo, mabati,
    vocha, mtego wa panya, dawa ya mbu ya kuchoma, pembejeo, computer, juice, mboga aina
    zote, mahindi ya kuchoma, bajaj, cement, leso, vyumba vya wageni, kondomu, tunanunua
    chupa tupu za bia na soda, tunaziba pancha na vyuma chakavu. Karibuni!
     
  2. Nzi

    Nzi JF-Expert Member

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    Phheeewww!!
     
  3. Kombo

    Kombo JF-Expert Member

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    Mbege na machalari vipi?
     
  4. Angel Msoffe

    Angel Msoffe JF-Expert Member

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    hahahahaaaaaa mbafu sangu jyamani.
     
  5. mysteryman

    mysteryman JF-Expert Member

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    My!....
     
  6. mojoki

    mojoki JF-Expert Member

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    afu wachaga kwa kuungishana...mtu anaacha kustarehe kwenye bar za maana na mziki laini anakuja kumuungisha mwenzio amekalia kibenchi bia ananywea kwenye bilauri
     
  7. kichomiz

    kichomiz JF-Expert Member

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    Umenichekesha sana mkuu mpaka nimepaliwa na bia,ahsante sana.
     
  8. Mshume Kiyate

    Mshume Kiyate JF-Expert Member

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    Hahahahaha!!!
     
  9. Sabry001

    Sabry001 JF-Expert Member

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    Wachaga tena!?
     
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    Jibaba Bonge JF-Expert Member

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    Hii ilishakuwepo hapa
     
  11. TIMING

    TIMING JF-Expert Member

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    hahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa, kweli massawe atakua mafi yake
     
  12. Bigirita

    Bigirita JF-Expert Member

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    Hahahahaaa!!!
    Mkuu hapa umesema kweli kabisaaaa!!
    Unakunywa bia kwenye chupa ya uhai ilokatwa katikati, kwasababu tu ni kibanda cha Chaky huoni tatizo. Ukienda break point ukipewa glass ya njegere unakuwa mkali kama mbwa waliopelekwa Igunga kwenye uchaguzi.
     
  13. kibonga

    kibonga Senior Member

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    hahahahahaha........bado....kitu moto
     
  14. kichomiz

    kichomiz JF-Expert Member

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    Du hiyo bia ya kunywea kwenye bilauli inakuwa na tbs kweli?
     
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    Kima mdogo JF-Expert Member

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    Umesahau kisusio. Hawa jamaa wanakaba hd penat
     
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    SURUMA JF-Expert Member

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    Hiyo ndio super mix ya Mangi.. Hukosi kitu kwake maana ni zaidi ya supermarket kwani kama nimteja mzuri mkopo unapata-anakuandika kwenye daftari yake (huwa haiiachwi dukani akifunga usiku kutokana na sensitivity yake)
     
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    THK DJAYZZ JF-Expert Member

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    Umenichekesha mbaya mkuu.
     
  18. sunshine1

    sunshine1 JF-Expert Member

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    Duh!
    Haya bwana!
     
  19. chapaa

    chapaa JF-Expert Member

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    Unautani na akina massawe
     
  20. Lady N

    Lady N JF-Expert Member

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    mchagga na pesa
     
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