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Tamaa mbaya MKE KALIWA

Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by pilau, Sep 26, 2012.

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    pilau JF-Expert Member

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    Tamaa mbaya ..... jamaa kaenda kwa mke wa rafiki yake
    JAMAA: Shem nimekutamani ile mbaya.........
    MKE; Hebu pisha uko, rafiki yako akijua? tena koma, na shika adabu yako!!
    JAMAA: Nitakupa million 1 Ukikubali
    MKE: basi njoo kesho mchana wakati mume wangu akiwa kazini' ...... Kesho yake jamaa akaja na Milioni 1 akamchakachua kisawasawa tena ki noma mke wa rafiki yake akamwachia Mlioni 1, .......Baadaye jioni mume karudi nyumbani na kumuuliza mkewe
    MUME: Hivi John kaleta hela yangu Milioni 1
    MKE: Huku akisita kwa sauti ya kigugumizi, akakubali "ndiyo"
    MUME: Ndo maana nampenda sana rafiki yangu ni mwaminifu maana asubuhi kanikopa milion 1 jioni karudisha ....
     
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    EMEDNEY Member

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    Ha ha ha h ah ah doooh kazi ipo hapo!!
     
  3. Lady N

    Lady N JF-Expert Member

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    tamaa mbaya
     
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    Sheshejr JF-Expert Member

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    Duh...! Hatari!
     
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    aduwilly JF-Expert Member

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    Copying without acknowledgement is a sin
     
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    lutayega JF-Expert Member

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    Tamaa mbele...........nyuma, inawezekana jamaa kamuachia na ukimwi
     
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    angesema hakuleta, liwalo na liwe
     
  8. brightrich

    brightrich Senior Member

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    Ningesema hakuleta, kudadadadeki! Yaani hizi tamaa za pesa kweli zitawapeleka watu pabaya. Yaani huyo John ni balaa:nono:
     
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    Kudadadeki kaliwa uroda kwa hela ya mumewe.
     
  10. Money Stunna

    Money Stunna JF-Expert Member

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    jamaa n mnoma,dada zetu wamezidi tamaa sijui wana matatizo gani
     
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