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Tabu ya kuokota malaya

Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by Mzalendo Mkuu, Jul 5, 2012.

  1. Mzalendo Mkuu

    Mzalendo Mkuu JF-Expert Member

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    A young man and his date were parked on a back road some distance from town. They were about to have sex when the girl stopped.

    "I really should have mentioned this earlier, but I'm actually a hooker and I charge $20 for sex." The man reluctantly paid her, and they did their thing.

    After a cigarette, the man just sat in the driver's seat looking out the window. "Why aren't we going anywhere?" asked the girl.

    "Well, I should have mentioned this before, but I'm actually a taxi driver, and the fare back to town is $25..."

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    safu sana hapo ngoma droo
  3. ngulinho

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    mbona marudio tena???????????????????????????????....na shut down!
  4. piper

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    Naona ni kiingilishi na kiswangilishi