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Swal gumu kwa hakimu

Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by MUREFU, Feb 12, 2011.

  1. MUREFU

    MUREFU JF-Expert Member

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    Kulikuwa na kes ya kubaka mahakaman ambayo mzee mmoja alifikishwa mahakaman kwakumbaka mwanae ilikuwa hv:-
    Hakimu: m2humiwa je nikwel umekubal umemuinglia mwanao kwa nguvu?
    M2humiwa: ndio hakimu ni kwel
    Hakimu: je kama umekil kwanini ulifanya hvyo?
    M2humiwa: ninaruhusiwa kutoa ufafanuz na kuuliza swali?
    Hakimu: jieleze mana unaweza ukajitetea mh! 2ambie kwanini umefanya hvyo
    M2humiwa: senkyu kwa nafas hyo hakimu ninaanza hv mfano wewe ukaanzisha biashara ile biashara ukauza ukapata faida wakat unaendelea likatokea TATZO ukirud kwny biashara utachukuwa MTAJI au FAIDA? Hakimu kimya...
     
  2. menyidyo

    menyidyo JF-Expert Member

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    Problem ipo!
     
  3. Elli

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    Ntachukua vyote viwili...hahahhahhahaaa, afadhali nimepunguza stressssssssssssssssssssss
     
  4. sweetlady

    sweetlady JF-Expert Member

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    tehe tehe tehe!
     
  5. Washawasha

    Washawasha JF-Expert Member

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    MSINGI kuhonga FAIDA kulewea
     
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    shosti JF-Expert Member

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    mhhh:coffee:
     
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    mamakunda JF-Expert Member

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    ha ha ha haaa!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
     
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    Katavi Platinum Member

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    Dah!!!
     
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    na kweli ni gumu
     
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    what's stress free forum is all about?....Jf
     
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    Mkare JF-Expert Member

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    :lalala:
     
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    Susy JF-Expert Member

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    so mzee alichukua faida sio
     
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    Big dee Member

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    no hukumu hapo coz hana hatia
     
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    mchemsho JF-Expert Member

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    Alikuwa mangi huyo.! Loh mifano mengne mmh.!
     
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