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Strange client at barbershop.....

Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by BIN BOR, Feb 1, 2011.

  1. BIN BOR

    BIN BOR JF-Expert Member

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    A guy sticks his head into a barber shop and asks, "How long before I can get a haircut?" The barber looks around the shop and says, "About 2 hours." The guy leaves.

    A few days later the same guy sticks his head in the door and asks, "How long before I can get a haircut?" The barber looks around at the shop full of customers and says, "About 3 hours." The guy leaves.

    A week later the same guy sticks his head in the shop and asks, "How long before I can get a haircut?" The barber looks around the shop and says, "About an hour and a half." The guy leaves.

    The barber who is annoyed by this time, looks over at a friend in the shop and says, "Hey, Willy! Follow that guy and see where he goes."

    A little while later, Willy comes back into the shop, laughing hysterically.

    The barber asks, "Willy, where did he go when he left here?"

    Willy looks up, tears in his eyes and says, "To your house!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
     
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    mzawahalisi JF-Expert Member

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    Ajali, ajali ajali...........! Ukiona manyoya ujue kaliwa.
     
  3. Gaga

    Gaga JF-Expert Member

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    Duh jamaa anamchukua mkewe jaman!
     
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    Katavi Platinum Member

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    Dah! Hii nayo kali!
     
  5. The Boss

    The Boss JF-Expert Member

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    Ha ha haaa
     
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