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Kiranja Mkuu

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It was one Wednesday evening after jobo. I
was feeling horny the whole day and
decided that I needed some. So I went to all
the joints that I know of and just couldn't
get the courage enough to approach a call
girl. So when it turned around 7pm, i went
to Luthuli Avenue and there is this place
where mapoko stand waiting for customers.
I gathered some courage since it was
getting late and my thing was really
throbbing. One poko approached me and
told me, "Si twende shot moja". Then I asked
"Pesa ngapi"? She replied "Mia moja na
room mia moja". So in total 200/=. I thought
it was a good deal so I obliged. She told me
to follow her and she took me to some
lodgings. I was suspicious at first but
nilikuwa na nyege sana. I paid the 100 kwa
bar counter got some condoms and we
went. The caretaker opened the door to the
rooms then closed it. We entered a room
and funny enough the bed was facing away
from the door. Nikatoa trouser nusu but she
told me nitoe yote na shirt pamoja. I again
obliged. Kumbe the door had a hole where
an outsider could see and open the lock. All
over sudden another poko opened the door
and the one I was f---ing threw my trouser
to her. I got up naked and confused and
managed to take my trouser. Then five
ladies got in and started taking my trouser
by force, this time kicking me hard and
threatening to hit my goods. I let the trouser
go with one of them and I was left with four
in the room. She took my 5k and phone. The
trouser was returned and they told me to
wear. Then the door was opened and I
found my wallet dropped there with 200
shillings only. They told me, "hiyo pesa ni ya
mfuko, tunajua gari yako iko na mafuta". All
my other documents were intact including
ma kar keys. I was really shaken.
gUYS BE WARNED.
 
There had to be something wrong with.... YES it is true hayo mambo hutokea
but not before they have the taste of you, and i know am not supposed to be
a guy to know that....

Pole saana. But at least walikuacha intact...lol.. na wamekutoa hamu for atleast a Month.
 
kiranja mkuu , pole muzee but where this place is...? r u in kenya or tanzania. some other time, kama unakumbwa na hali hii acha vitu vyako na hela ndani ya gariiiiiiiii nenda wewe , pesa ya malipo na mkonga tu.
 
sorry nlikuwa napita tu
ila jamani wakaka hivi machangudoa wanawapa raha gani?mbona nasikia ni wakatili na NO ROMANCE AT ALL hapo inakuwaje kama vile afadhali punyeto flani hivi?
 
sorry nlikuwa napita tu
ila jamani wakaka hivi machangudoa wanawapa raha gani?mbona nasikia ni wakatili na NO ROMANCE AT ALL hapo inakuwaje kama vile afadhali punyeto flani hivi?

unatoa pesa then unapewa raha uzitakazo,voda,tigo,airtel nk. ila ikitokea umejichanganya vibaya iinakucosts km kawa. na pia hutumii energy nyingi kupata raha hizo,mambo ya kutongoza msichana miezi sit wakati mtu un minyege ya kutosha ndo watu hawapendagi thats why wanaona bora wanunue tu.
 
unatoa pesa then unapewa raha uzitakazo,voda,tigo,airtel nk. ila ikitokea umejichanganya vibaya iinakucosts km kawa. na pia hutumii energy nyingi kupata raha hizo,mambo ya kutongoza msichana miezi sit wakati mtu un minyege ya kutosha ndo watu hawapendagi thats why wanaona bora wanunue tu.


Panga umeongea kama vile waendao huko wote wapo single alafu hawajafanya mda mrefu...
 
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mi nshaibiwa trouser kaumba morogoro ila sa hivi hawawezi mi mwenyewe nina mastratergy ya kufa mtu
Rule na 1. Usikubali changu akachagua guest wewe ndo chagua muende wapi
Rile na 2. Kama ni overnite hakikisha mlango umefungwa na asijue funguo umeficha wapi safe place ka self container ni kwenye tank la flushing water
Rule na 3. Ka una vitu vya thamani viache safe place au conter ya guest
Rule na 4. Usilewe sana kupita kiasi utaibiwa incase na wewe ukitaka kumuingiza mjini mara nyingi hela zao huweka ktk blazia au kwenye pindo za skinitight
Ni hayo tu anyother time nitwapa maujanja zaidi
 
Pukudud

Rule 5: Do not suck her breasts.... wengine wanapaka madawa ya kulevya!

You will fidn yourself in the hospital, mbaya zaidi, your wife yuko kando yako anataka kukumeza! Patamu hapo!
 
Pukudud

Rule 5: Do not suck her breasts.... wengine wanapaka madawa ya kulevya!

You will fidn yourself in the hospital, mbaya zaidi, your wife yuko kando yako anataka kukumeza! Patamu hapo!

vp kuhusu watoto 'baba umekuaje?'
 
It was one Wednesday evening after jobo. I
was feeling horny the whole day and
decided that I needed some. So I went to all
the joints that I know of and just couldn't
get the courage enough to approach a call
girl. So when it turned around 7pm, i went
to Luthuli Avenue and there is this place
where mapoko stand waiting for customers.
I gathered some courage since it was
getting late and my thing was really
throbbing. One poko approached me and
told me, "Si twende shot moja". Then I asked
"Pesa ngapi"? She replied "Mia moja na
room mia moja". So in total 200/=. I thought
it was a good deal so I obliged. She told me
to follow her and she took me to some
lodgings. I was suspicious at first but
nilikuwa na nyege sana. I paid the 100 kwa
bar counter got some condoms and we
went. The caretaker opened the door to the
rooms then closed it. We entered a room
and funny enough the bed was facing away
from the door. Nikatoa trouser nusu but she
told me nitoe yote na shirt pamoja. I again
obliged. Kumbe the door had a hole where
an outsider could see and open the lock. All
over sudden another poko opened the door
and the one I was f---ing threw my trouser
to her. I got up naked and confused and
managed to take my trouser. Then five
ladies got in and started taking my trouser
by force, this time kicking me hard and
threatening to hit my goods. I let the trouser
go with one of them and I was left with four
in the room. She took my 5k and phone. The
trouser was returned and they told me to
wear. Then the door was opened and I
found my wallet dropped there with 200
shillings only. They told me, "hiyo pesa ni ya
mfuko, tunajua gari yako iko na mafuta". All
my other documents were intact including
ma kar keys. I was really shaken.
gUYS BE WARNED.

Ghafla hamu ikaisha ee?
 
sorry nlikuwa napita tu
ila jamani wakaka hivi machangudoa wanawapa raha gani?mbona nasikia ni wakatili na NO ROMANCE AT ALL hapo inakuwaje kama vile afadhali punyeto flani hivi?
una experience ya muda gani na hii kitu kwenye red!!!
 
mi nshaibiwa trouser kaumba morogoro ila sa hivi hawawezi mi mwenyewe nina mastratergy ya kufa mtu
Rule na 1. Usikubali changu akachagua guest wewe ndo chagua muende wapi
Rile na 2. Kama ni overnite hakikisha mlango umefungwa na asijue funguo umeficha wapi safe place ka self container ni kwenye tank la flushing water
Rule na 3. Ka una vitu vya thamani viache safe place au conter ya guest
Rule na 4. Usilewe sana kupita kiasi utaibiwa incase na wewe ukitaka kumuingiza mjini mara nyingi hela zao huweka ktk blazia au kwenye pindo za skinitight
Ni hayo tu anyother time nitwapa maujanja zaidi
umeuza timu kaka kwenye hiyo red!
 
sorry nlikuwa napita tu
ila jamani wakaka hivi machangudoa wanawapa raha gani?mbona nasikia ni wakatili na NO ROMANCE AT ALL hapo inakuwaje kama vile afadhali punyeto flani hivi?

wewe wasema,
heri nusu shari kuliko shari kamili!!!!!!!!
 
mi nshaibiwa trouser kaumba morogoro ila sa hivi hawawezi mi mwenyewe nina mastratergy ya kufa mtu
Rule na 1. Usikubali changu akachagua guest wewe ndo chagua muende wapi
Rile na 2. Kama ni overnite hakikisha mlango umefungwa na asijue funguo umeficha wapi safe place ka self container ni kwenye tank la flushing water
Rule na 3. Ka una vitu vya thamani viache safe place au conter ya guest
Rule na 4. Usilewe sana kupita kiasi utaibiwa incase na wewe ukitaka kumuingiza mjini mara nyingi hela zao huweka ktk blazia au kwenye pindo za skinitight
Ni hayo tu anyother time nitwapa maujanja zaidi



Nyongeza: Hapo kwa Rule NO 2,
Ni vema ukakivuta kitanda ili kije kizibe mlango(sambamba na mlango),
kwani hataweza kufungua mlango bila kukushtua wewe usingizini,
pindi akitaka kutoroka!!!!!
 
Nyongeza: Hapo kwa Rule NO 2,
Ni vema ukakivuta kitanda ili kije kizibe mlango(sambamba na mlango),
kwani hataweza kufungua mlango bila kukushtua wewe usingizini,
pindi akitaka kutoroka!!!!!

Rule No 5: Hakikisha nguo zako ndiyo "pillow case" - hii inazuia kukwapuliwa nguo zako na ukawa "black mailed"
 

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