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Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by Viol, Jan 8, 2012.

  1. Viol

    Viol JF-Expert Member

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    Padre akiuliza umati kabla ya kufungisha ndoa kanisani "kuna yeyote mwenye kipingamizi ndoa hii isifungwe?"

    Sauti ikasikika nyuma "padre subiri kidogo." Kisha jamaa akasogea mbele mbele.
    Padre: Je, unapingamizi lolote ndugu?
    Jamaa: Hapana kule nyuma nlikua sikusikii vizuri.
     
  2. nitonye

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    yaani ningekuwa ni mimi padre namuwasha bonge la kofi huyu jamaa
     
  3. Viol

    Viol JF-Expert Member

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    yaani hapo wachumba walistuka wakisubiri kipingamizi
     
  4. Ralphryder

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    Mh kali mwana!
     
  5. nitonye

    nitonye JF-Expert Member

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    Hapo jasho jembamba lilishamtoka bwana harusi wa watu kumbe jamaa na matatizo yake ya masikio
     
  6. Viol

    Viol JF-Expert Member

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    halafu tatizo alilenga mda mwafaka
     
  7. Viol

    Viol JF-Expert Member

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    thanks mkuu
     
  8. Shine

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    Jamaa amezidisha utani mno hapo angeweza kumfanya mtu kuzimia
     
  9. bampami

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    Kali ya mwaka dah nimeipenda.
     
  10. MR. DRY

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    Bibi harusi sijui alikuwa kwenye hali gani.~~~
     
  11. SaidAlly

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    Haaa...kwa jinsi walivyokua waoga hao, lazima atakua ali ''tita'' kidogo aisee!
     
  12. Tz-guy

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    Nadhani walichafua hali ya hewa.
     
  13. Amavubi

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    .Hata Bibi Arusi..............kwani unadhani sisi wanawake hatuna skendo?
     
  14. WAHEED SUDAY

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    Bibi harusi na bwana harusi kaushuzi kembamba fyuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuh!
     
  15. chapaa

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    ilitakiwa kuwe na mic
     
  16. Viol

    Viol JF-Expert Member

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    hapo pabaya sana
     
  17. Viol

    Viol JF-Expert Member

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    hata hivi mic ilikwepo ila nimekosea,kule nyuma ya kanisa alikokaa jamaa speaker zilikuwa mbovu
     
  18. Viol

    Viol JF-Expert Member

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    moyo utakuwa ulimdunda
     
  19. Leonard Robert

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    moyo ulienda mbiooooo
     
  20. Mtalingolo

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    Mijitu mingine kuwa wenzao presha za bure tu, kama haskii alijuaje kuwa padre kauliza kitu?, mie ningempa ndosi moja la uso huyo dogo.
     
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