Simple truth!

[TzPride]

SIMPLE TRUTH NO.1

Partners help each other undress before sex.
However after sex,they always dress on their own!

Moral of story; In life, no one helps once you are screwed.

SIMPLE TRUTH NO. 2

When a lady is pregnant, all her friends touch the stomach and say ;congrats:
But, none of them come touch the man ‘s penis and say : Good job;

Moral of the story; Hard work is never appreciated!

 

[First Born]

buhahahaha
hiyo pili babu, umeua...

 

[G_crisis]

Teh teh teh teh teh teh teh hiyo ya mwisho ni mwisho wa reli kigoma!

 

[fredmlay]

Wanadamu bwana

 

[Likwanda]

Yeah its real!

 

[BONGOLALA]

Duu nimecheka sana haswa nikifikiria ninavyopambana kumvua kabla ya sex,nikimaliza sitaki kusikia wala chupi yake nimeiweka wapi!

 

[Bujibuji Simba Nyamaume]

Mi nikisha maliza kupiiga mzigo huwa naulizwwa chupi yangu iko wapi? Basi huwa najibu lolote maana uchovu wa njunji jumlisha mzinga wa nyagi jumlisha shibe ya kitimoto kavu sawasawa usingizi mzito

 

[wachikopa]

Duh.....

 

[gonja]

Mi nikisha maliza kupiiga mzigo huwa naulizwwa chupi yangu iko wapi? Basi huwa najibu lolote maana uchovu wa njunji jumlisha mzinga wa nyagi jumlisha shibe ya kitimoto kavu sawasawa usingizi mzito

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ina maana kila unapopiga lazima unywe nyagi?may b unapigia guest.wengine 2nalala nao so asb lazima upate moja so unakuwa huna nyagi au kileo kichwani

 

[gonja]

kwenye ya kwanza ni kweli tupu.

 

[chapaa]

Dah! mkuu uko juu nimecheka!!

 

[Donnie Charlie]

Truth! Truth! Truth!

 

[Jaguar]

Hata mi nashangaa hapo namba 2,hawauthamini mchango wetu,it's like mpira wa miguu(football) umejaa upepo halafu mnausifia mpira kwa kujaa vizuri,pampu mnaitupa pembeni huko,haya bhana.

 

[The only]

Teh teh teh teh teh teh teh hiyo ya mwisho ni mwisho wa reli kigoma!

kigoma oyeeee

 

[Qsm]

kwa kweli hii kalii

 

[Edgar011]

I like it!!

 

[Ad Hoc]

hhahahahahaaa.....! kweli kabisa!

 

[Ernie]

very true! I like that

 

[Mashurano]

W n so urifkir nn

 

[Kiranja Mkuu]

<b>SIMPLE TRUTH NO.1</b><br />
<br />
Partners help each other undress before sex.<br />
However after sex,they always dress on their own!<br />
<br />
<b>Moral of story</b>; In life,no one helps once you are screwed.<br />
<br />
<b>SIMPLE TRUTH NO. 2</b><br />
<br />
When a lady is pregnant, all her friends touch the stomach and say ;congrats:<br />
But, none of them come touch the man ‘s penis and say : Good job;<br />
<br />
<b>Moral of the story</b>;Hardwork is never appreciated!

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This is a sound of our victory