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Simple truth!

Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by TzPride, Aug 1, 2011.

  1. TzPride

    TzPride JF-Expert Member

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    SIMPLE TRUTH NO.1

    Partners help each other undress before sex.
    However after sex,they always dress on their own!

    Moral of story; In life, no one helps once you are screwed.

    SIMPLE TRUTH NO. 2

    When a lady is pregnant, all her friends touch the stomach and say ;congrats:
    But, none of them come touch the man ‘s penis and say : Good job;

    Moral of the story; Hard work is never appreciated!
     
  2. First Born

    First Born JF-Expert Member

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    buhahahaha
    hiyo pili babu, umeua...
     
  3. G_crisis

    G_crisis JF-Expert Member

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    Teh teh teh teh teh teh teh hiyo ya mwisho ni mwisho wa reli kigoma!
     
  4. fredmlay

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    Wanadamu bwana
     
  5. Likwanda

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    Yeah its real!
     
  6. BONGOLALA

    BONGOLALA JF-Expert Member

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    Duu nimecheka sana haswa nikifikiria ninavyopambana kumvua kabla ya sex,nikimaliza sitaki kusikia wala chupi yake nimeiweka wapi!
     
  7. Bujibuji

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    Mi nikisha maliza kupiiga mzigo huwa naulizwwa chupi yangu iko wapi? Basi huwa najibu lolote maana uchovu wa njunji jumlisha mzinga wa nyagi jumlisha shibe ya kitimoto kavu sawasawa usingizi mzito
     
  8. w

    wachikopa Member

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    Duh.....
     
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    gonja Member

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    ina maana kila unapopiga lazima unywe nyagi?may b unapigia guest.wengine 2nalala nao so asb lazima upate moja so unakuwa huna nyagi au kileo kichwani
     
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    gonja Member

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    kwenye ya kwanza ni kweli tupu.
     
  11. chapaa

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    Dah! mkuu uko juu nimecheka!!
     
  12. Donnie Charlie

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    Truth! Truth! Truth!
     
  13. Jaguar

    Jaguar JF-Expert Member

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    Hata mi nashangaa hapo namba 2,hawauthamini mchango wetu,it's like mpira wa miguu(football) umejaa upepo halafu mnausifia mpira kwa kujaa vizuri,pampu mnaitupa pembeni huko,haya bhana.
     
  14. The only

    The only JF-Expert Member

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    kigoma oyeeee
     
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    Qsm JF-Expert Member

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    kwa kweli hii kalii
     
  16. Edgar011

    Edgar011 Member

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    I like it!!
     
  17. Ad Hoc

    Ad Hoc Member

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    hhahahahahaaa.....! kweli kabisa!
     
  18. Ernie

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    very true! I like that
     
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    Mashurano Member

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    W n so urifkir nn
     
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    This is a sound of our victory
     
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