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Saudi joke

Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by Kamaka, Jan 6, 2011.

  1. Kamaka

    Kamaka JF-Expert Member

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    A Saudi was being interviewed at the US Embassy to obtain visa,

    Consul: 'Your name please?'


    Saudi: 'Sheikh Abdul-Aziz. '


    Consul: 'Sex?'

    Saudi: 'Six time a week.'


    Consul: 'I meant, male or female?'

    Saudi: 'Both male and female, sometime even camels.'


    Consul: 'Holy cow!'


    Saudi: 'Yes, cows & dogs too.'


    Consul: 'Man, isn't that hostile?'


    Saudi: 'Horse style, dog style, any style !'

    Consul: 'Oh dear!'


    Saudi: 'Deer? No deer, they run too fast..!!
     
  2. coscated

    coscated JF-Expert Member

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    mnataka wajilipulie humu.
     
  3. Charles1990

    Charles1990 JF-Expert Member

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    Hahahahaaa!
     
  4. Monstgala

    Monstgala JF-Expert Member

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    them Arabs are funny! heheehh
     
  5. Jaluo_Nyeupe

    Jaluo_Nyeupe JF-Expert Member

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    hahahaaaa hii kweli kali, hapo ni mambo ya lugha gongana.
     
  6. Katavi

    Katavi Platinum Member

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    Ahahahahahaaaah!
     
  7. NILHAM RASHED

    NILHAM RASHED JF-Expert Member

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    u also funny,,,,, heheheeehh
     
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