Pombe

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Preacher said: "If I had all the beer in the world, I'd take it and throw it into the river". And the congregation cried, "Amen!"

"And if I had all the wine in the world, I'd take it and throw it in the river". And the congregation cried, "Amen!"

"And if I had all the whiskey and rum in the world, I'd take it all
and throw it in the river". Again the congregation cried, "Amen!"

The preacher sat down. The deacon then stood up & said:

"For our closing hymn, let's turn to page 126 of our hymn books and
sing,

.......'We shall drink from that river'".


THE CONGREGATION SCREAMED HALLELUJAH!!!!!
 
Preacher said: "If I had all the beer in the world, I'd take it and throw it into the river". And the congregation cried, "Amen!"

"And if I had all the wine in the world, I'd take it and throw it in the river". And the congregation cried, "Amen!"

"And if I had all the whiskey and rum in the world, I'd take it all
and throw it in the river". Again the congregation cried, "Amen!"

The preacher sat down. The deacon then stood up & said:

"For our closing hymn, let's turn to page 126 of our hymn books and
sing,

.......'We shall drink from that river'".


THE CONGREGATION SCREAMED HALLELUJAH!!!!!

Good..:D
 
Preacher said: "If I had all the beer in the world, I'd take it and throw it into the river". And the congregation cried, "Amen!"

"And if I had all the wine in the world, I'd take it and throw it in the river". And the congregation cried, "Amen!"

"And if I had all the whiskey and rum in the world, I'd take it all
and throw it in the river". Again the congregation cried, "Amen!"

The preacher sat down. The deacon then stood up & said:

"For our closing hymn, let's turn to page 126 of our hymn books and
sing,

.......'We shall drink from that river'".


THE CONGREGATION SCREAMED HALLELUJAH!!!!!

We shall drink from that Cocktail river
 
Hakuna kitu ninachokipiga vita kama pombe, he he he he
 
Mbali na madhara ya kiafya madhara mengine ni kuvuruga network kichwani, si ulishawahi kuona mlevi anarudi nyumbani usiku, badala ya kuingilia mlango wa sebuleni au chumbani kwake utakuta anaingia ******.
 

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