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Pombe

Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by SMU, Jun 24, 2009.

  1. SMU

    SMU JF-Expert Member

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    Preacher said: "If I had all the beer in the world, I'd take it and throw it into the river". And the congregation cried, "Amen!"

    "And if I had all the wine in the world, I'd take it and throw it in the river". And the congregation cried, "Amen!"

    "And if I had all the whiskey and rum in the world, I'd take it all
    and throw it in the river". Again the congregation cried, "Amen!"

    The preacher sat down. The deacon then stood up & said:

    "For our closing hymn, let's turn to page 126 of our hymn books and
    sing,

    .......'We shall drink from that river'".


    THE CONGREGATION SCREAMED HALLELUJAH!!!!!
     
  2. Kibunango

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    Good..:D
     
  3. Bluray

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    Speaking of pombe, which is the best Tequila in your opinion?
     
  4. MaxShimba

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    I think that river, will make them drank. Haha aha aa aa
     
  5. Mau

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    We shall drink from that Cocktail river
     
  6. senator

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    the one preacher throw it into the river;)
     
  7. k

    kichungo New Member

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    Pombe is good, It depend on how much you take it.
     
  8. GM7

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    Hakuna kitu ninachokipiga vita kama pombe, he he he he
     
  9. GM7

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    We we we pombe!!! hakuna kitu ninachokipiga vita kama pombe.
     
  10. CHIKIRA MTABARI

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    umeshawahi kuitumia? umeona ina madhara gani?
     
  11. GM7

    GM7 JF-Expert Member

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    Mbali na madhara ya kiafya madhara mengine ni kuvuruga network kichwani, si ulishawahi kuona mlevi anarudi nyumbani usiku, badala ya kuingilia mlango wa sebuleni au chumbani kwake utakuta anaingia ******.
     
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