Out of breath

[jossey1979]

A soldier ran up to a nun. Out of breath he asked, "Please, may I hide under your skirt. I'll explain later."

The nun agreed. A moment later two Military Police ran up and asked, Sister, have you seen a soldier?"

The nun replied, "He went that way." After the MP's ran off, the soldier crawled out from under her skirt and said, "I can't thank you enough Sister.
You see, I don't want to go to Iraq ."

The nun said, "I understand completely."

The soldier added, "I hope I'm not rude, but you have a great pair of legs!"
The nun replied, "If you had looked a little higher, you would have seen a great pair of balls. I don't want to go to Iraq either."

 

[senator]

Hahahaha imetulia mtu wangu duh!

 

[PakaJimmy]

bomba mbaya, lakini masista hawafanyagi hii maneno!

 

[FirstLady1]

hahahahha jamani

 

[eRRy]

mbavu zaaaaangu! hahahahhhhh teh teh tehhhhh

 

[Raia Fulani]

Duh!!

 

[Lekanjobe Kubinika]

A soldier ran up to a nun. Out of breath he asked, "Please, may I hide under your skirt. I'll explain later."

The nun agreed. A moment later two Military Police ran up and asked, Sister, have you seen a soldier?"

The nun replied, "He went that way." After the MP's ran off, the soldier crawled out from under her skirt and said, "I can't thank you enough Sister.
You see, I don't want to go to Iraq ."

The nun said, "I understand completely."

The soldier added, "I hope I'm not rude, but you have a great pair of legs!"
The nun replied, "If you had looked a little higher, you would have seen a great pair of balls. I don't want to go to Iraq either."

Hapo patamu. Jamaa alitaka kuanza kusoma risala au?

 

[Lekanjobe Kubinika]

bomba mbaya, lakini masista hawafanyagi hii maneno!

Kumbe! Mimi nilidhania na wao ni binadamu ila wanajinyima tu? Mbona wengine wanajikuta wanaukimbia usista na kuijaza dunia? Hadithi zipo kwamba wengine wao wamejificha lakini wakajikuta wako labor ward na kuhitimisha zoezi la usista. Waulize mapadre. Wanapigana vita kwelikweli, mwili ni dhaifu hata kama roho zao ni imara.

 

[Bigirita]

Kumbe! Mimi nilidhania na wao ni binadamu ila wanajinyima tu? Mbona wengine wanajikuta wanaukimbia usista na kuijaza dunia? Hadithi zipo kwamba wengine wao wamejificha lakini wakajikuta wako labor ward na kuhitimisha zoezi la usista. Waulize mapadre. Wanapigana vita kwelikweli, mwili ni dhaifu hata kama roho zao ni imara.

nusu sentesi unaijibu kwa ukurasa mmoja..........utawajua kwa maandiko yao

 

[Nanu]

great joke!