Dismiss Notice
You are browsing this site as a guest. It takes 2 minutes to CREATE AN ACCOUNT and less than 1 minute to LOGIN

Out of breath

Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by jossey1979, Mar 31, 2010.

  1. jossey1979

    jossey1979 Senior Member

    #1
    Mar 31, 2010
    Joined: Apr 28, 2008
    Messages: 168
    Likes Received: 0
    Trophy Points: 0
    A soldier ran up to a nun. Out of breath he asked, "Please, may I hide under your skirt. I'll explain later."

    The nun agreed. A moment later two Military Police ran up and asked, Sister, have you seen a soldier?"

    The nun replied, "He went that way." After the MP's ran off, the soldier crawled out from under her skirt and said, "I can't thank you enough Sister.
    You see, I don't want to go to Iraq ."

    The nun said, "I understand completely."

    The soldier added, "I hope I'm not rude, but you have a great pair of legs!"
    The nun replied, "If you had looked a little higher, you would have seen a great pair of balls. I don't want to go to Iraq either."
     
  2. senator

    senator JF-Expert Member

    #2
    Mar 31, 2010
    Joined: Aug 9, 2007
    Messages: 1,927
    Likes Received: 0
    Trophy Points: 133
    Hahahaha imetulia mtu wangu duh!
     
  3. PakaJimmy

    PakaJimmy JF-Expert Member

    #3
    Mar 31, 2010
    Joined: Apr 29, 2009
    Messages: 16,234
    Likes Received: 101
    Trophy Points: 145
    bomba mbaya, lakini masista hawafanyagi hii maneno!
     
  4. FirstLady1

    FirstLady1 JF-Expert Member

    #4
    Mar 31, 2010
    Joined: Jul 29, 2009
    Messages: 16,200
    Likes Received: 104
    Trophy Points: 160
    hahahahha jamani
     
  5. eRRy

    eRRy JF-Expert Member

    #5
    Apr 1, 2010
    Joined: Jun 12, 2009
    Messages: 1,064
    Likes Received: 9
    Trophy Points: 135
    mbavu zaaaaangu! hahahahhhhh teh teh tehhhhh
     
  6. Raia Fulani

    Raia Fulani JF-Expert Member

    #6
    Apr 1, 2010
    Joined: Mar 12, 2009
    Messages: 10,227
    Likes Received: 67
    Trophy Points: 145
    Duh!!
     
  7. Lekanjobe Kubinika

    Lekanjobe Kubinika JF-Expert Member

    #7
    Apr 1, 2010
    Joined: Dec 6, 2006
    Messages: 3,067
    Likes Received: 14
    Trophy Points: 135
    Hapo patamu. Jamaa alitaka kuanza kusoma risala au?
     
  8. Lekanjobe Kubinika

    Lekanjobe Kubinika JF-Expert Member

    #8
    Apr 1, 2010
    Joined: Dec 6, 2006
    Messages: 3,067
    Likes Received: 14
    Trophy Points: 135
    Kumbe! Mimi nilidhania na wao ni binadamu ila wanajinyima tu? Mbona wengine wanajikuta wanaukimbia usista na kuijaza dunia? Hadithi zipo kwamba wengine wao wamejificha lakini wakajikuta wako labor ward na kuhitimisha zoezi la usista. Waulize mapadre. Wanapigana vita kwelikweli, mwili ni dhaifu hata kama roho zao ni imara.
     
  9. Bigirita

    Bigirita JF-Expert Member

    #9
    Apr 1, 2010
    Joined: Feb 12, 2007
    Messages: 13,582
    Likes Received: 332
    Trophy Points: 180
    nusu sentesi unaijibu kwa ukurasa mmoja..........utawajua kwa maandiko yao
     
  10. N

    Nanu JF-Expert Member

    #10
    Apr 1, 2010
    Joined: May 29, 2009
    Messages: 1,224
    Likes Received: 2
    Trophy Points: 135
    great joke!
     
Loading...