Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by kayundi2, Jul 14, 2010.
wapi i.d? eehh?? kiNjana mbona wewe iko tembea bila kitambulisho? wewe ni wariah??? he(policeman) turns to his fellow officer and says, "afande kamata yeye, twanga yeye halafu peleka yeye kamiti"
he(policeman) tells you to sit down and then he points at his police dog asks you who is that. and you gladly tell him "ni mbwa" the guy slaps you hard and then kicks you in the face or chest and then he gives u a badass look slaps you again and then he informs you, "hii ni afande ndogo! hapana ita yeye mbwa. mbwa ni wewe na mamako lakini hii hapa ni afande ndogo!!!" ound:
(btw, that is a true story that happened to my relative)
walahi tena makarao wakenya ni wrong number uwongo mbaya!!!
i am sure there is a secret school somewhere that trains kenyan police on how to be experts on being rude, rough and corrupt
Hii Kali:A S-eek:
kwana hawa makaraoo wako aje.?
Hawaonangi huruma? maze wako na roho mbaya!!