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No one works!

Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by NG'OTIMBEBEDZU, Sep 14, 2010.

  1. NG'OTIMBEBEDZU

    NG'OTIMBEBEDZU JF-Expert Member

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    Believe it or not,there is just no time.
    Every year has 365 days.
    --If you sleep 8 hrs a day = 122 days. This leaves you with 243 days
    --If you rest 8 hrs a day = 122 days. This leaves you with 121 days.
    --You certainly don"t work on Sundays = 52 days. This leaves you with 69 days.
    --And everyone takes off half day on Saturday = 26 days. This leaves you with 43 days.
    --If you take off 1 and a half hours for Tea and Lunch = 28 days. This leaves you with 15 days.
    --Everyone must have at least 2 weeks vacation = 14 days.This leaves you with 1 day.
    --This 1 day is a Labour day when simply no one works.
    --This leaves 0 day.
    Now you can see what you have left for Work!!! Only 0 day.
     
  2. senator

    senator JF-Expert Member

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    Some contradiction hapo..Sleeping and resting..may b ufafanuzi zaidi..na hata huko chini pia utata mtupu!
     
  3. Da Womanizer

    Da Womanizer JF-Expert Member

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    Hesabu zako zina matatizo mengi sana na bahati mbaya sitaki kupoteza muda wangu kuonesha matatizo yako.
     
  4. anania

    anania Member

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    No body rest for 8hrs ,but it is true you can sleep for 8hrs.try again
     
  5. S

    Sumuni Member

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    Labda kwa kiasi kidogo tu nikukumbushe kuwa, tunaposema siku moja tunakuwa na masaa 24. Katika hayo kila kitu kimo ndani, kupumzika (tea brake) lunch, sleep (kama ni 8 or 6hrs) nk. In other words mahesabu yako yamebeba marudio. So much is counted more than once. Huwezi kulaa kwa siku 122 mfululizo. Anyway, tunaelewa unabrain tease, lakini jokes nyingine hazina mpango. Too good to be considered!
     
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