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Nimetembea na GF wa rafiki yangu.

Discussion in 'Mahusiano, mapenzi, urafiki' started by Humphnicky, Dec 13, 2010.

  1. Humphnicky

    Humphnicky JF-Expert Member

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    Nina rafiki yangu ambaye tuko naye tangu ljumaa tukata ulabu maeneo ya Boko.
    Usiku wa kuamkia Jumapili alikuwa na ugomvi mkubwa na demu wake.
    Jamaa akampiga sana mwanamke, hayo yalikuwa yakitokea nyumbani kwa huyo binti.
    Binti akanaipigia simu, nikaenda nikamkuta binti kazimba jicho na sura nzima, analia.
    Nikakaa na mumbembeleza, nika msponji kisha nikampeleka hospitali.
    Tukarudi nyumbani na nikaendelea kumsaidia baadhi ya kazi.
    Nlipotaka kuondoka ndio akanishukuru kisha akaniambia let me kiss u good bye.Busu lilikuwa la mdomoni, refu na tamu ile mbaya, si ndio tukajikuta tumepitiliza hadi kwenye utupu. Kucheki pembeni kuna kibox cha KAMASUTRA condoms.
    Nikamega bwana bila kuvunga, leo naandaa kikao cha usuluhishi kisha mi natambaa zangu
     
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    Bujibuji JF-Expert Member

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    Umalaya tu ndio unaokusumbua
     
  3. Magulumangu

    Magulumangu JF-Expert Member

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    Mhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh we huoni hata mauvimbe mkuu
     
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  5. Bujibuji

    Bujibuji JF-Expert Member

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    Jamaa kiu ilikuwa inamsumbua
     
  6. Humphnicky

    Humphnicky JF-Expert Member

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    Una uhakika?
     
  7. Muacici

    Muacici JF-Expert Member

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    Ndugu yangu jambo ulilolifanya sio sahihi kabisa hasa kwa rafiki yako. Wewe sio rafiki wa kweli. Lingine mshauri jamaa yako kuwa yuko na changudoa aachane naye mara moja la sivyo kaburi linanyatia.
     
  8. Humphnicky

    Humphnicky JF-Expert Member

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    Una uhakika kuwa demu ni changudoa?
     
  9. Albedo

    Albedo JF-Expert Member

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    Ni Zaidi ya Umalaya ni USALITI, Kama mimi ndiyo huyo msela wako ( Naamini yuko hapa JF na kwa namna ulivyoelezea mazingira kashakufahamu) adhabu yako ni kukugonga na Gari tu
     
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    Bujibuji JF-Expert Member

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    Kweli mshikaji huna maana, halafu unaona ujiko unakuja kujigamba hapa JF
     
  11. Sumbalawinyo

    Sumbalawinyo JF-Expert Member

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    Hii ni hatari
     
  12. Kaka Sam

    Kaka Sam JF-Expert Member

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    huna tofauti na MBWA, utakuja kugonga hadi mke wa kaka ako au mdogo ako...

    na uyo aliyekugongea senks, nahisi mnafanana akili
     
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    Albedo JF-Expert Member

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    Wewe ni mwongo mkubwa hukutumia condomu nakujua ukizingatia mazingira uliyopewa busu nafasi hukuwa nayo!!!
     
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    Hivi hapa dogo unataka tukushauri nini hasa?
    Nawasilisha!!!!
     
  16. Muacici

    Muacici JF-Expert Member

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    Alichokifanya hakinatofauti na uchangu doa. Maana alijua fika wewe ni rafiki ya mpenzi wake na ndiye aliyeanza kukuvuta kwenye huo mtego na ukaingia, inaonyesha ni mzoefu. Ungesema wewe ndiye uliyeanza kufanya hayo nisingemlaumu na kumwita changudoa.
     
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    Ila kumkatalia demu hasa ambaye anahitaji kuonyeshwa upendo kwa kipindi husika ni kazi.......
     
  18. Muacici

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    Nyinyi ndio wamoja, refer to my posts above for warning!!
     
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    Unaweza kuuita umalaya, lakini wengine wanaweza kusema ni ujinga na ushamba, na wengine wanaweza kusema uanaume. Kuna watu huwa wanaona sifa na ujanja kutembea na msururu wa wanawake. Wengine uanaume wao uko kwenye kutembea na wanawake wengi, kwa hiyo usimwite malaya, ni vizuri ukimpongeza.
     
  20. Charles1990

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    He!he! Umeungama mkuu.
     
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