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Nimeishia wapi?.....umemshikia chini,basi nikam......

Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by The Don, May 3, 2012.

  1. The Don

    The Don JF-Expert Member

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    Jamaa mmoja alikuwa anawapigia stori ya uongo wenzie jinsi alivomkimbiza swala mpaka akamkamata,alipofika sehemu amemshikia chini mara simu ikaita akaongea kama dk 5 akawa amejisahau wapi alipoishia,akauliza niliishia wapi? Wakamjibu umemshikia chini,akaendelea basi nikamvua nguo wenzie huku wakicheka sana wakamuuliza halafu ikawaje? Akajibu nikafanya nae mapenzi,wakamwambia aaaah kaka si swala acha uongo,akasema basi nikamchuna
     
  2. kisiringyo

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    haya bwana we mkali!!!
     
  3. The Don

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    Umekubali eeh! Shukrani
     
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    Mbavu zangu jamani
     
  5. The Don

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    Zimechomoka nini? Kachomee mkuu
     
  6. Maayo

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    Zimevunjika vipandevipande mkuu. We acha tu, nimecheka mpaka nimepoteza fahamu.
     
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    jaribu kugundisha na thupaguluu.
     
  8. The Don

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    Yani hapo na we unatufunga kamba eeh yani umepoteza fahamu ukawezaje kuchangia tena,huyo jamaa haikosi ni wewe maana unaonekana una fix
     
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    We upo juu, unatisha.
     
  10. The Don

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    Thenxs mkubwa
     
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    One Man Army JF-Expert Member

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    hahahaha.,
     
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    Nimecheka bila kutegemea!
     
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    Hapana sio mimi. GL kwan ukipoteza faham huzioni batan?
     
  14. The Don

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    Haya bhana
     
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    Kweli ukiwa muongo uwe na kumbukumbu
     
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    inawezekana kweli alipiga kwangu kwako na swala
     
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    mwibanchani Member

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    hahahahahaaaaaaaaa.....du kama mbavu zingekua na spea ningebadili umezitikisa mno mkuu,ila wepia muongo au...
     
  19. The Don

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    Kwahiyo unamaanisha mi ndo nilikuwa nawafunga kamba?kamba nafunga lakini siyo kihivo mkuu
     
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