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nguvu ya bangi

Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by mpigilie, Jan 3, 2012.

  1. m

    mpigilie JF-Expert Member

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    Kuna mzee mmoja alikua anawasumbua sana vijana waliokua wanavuta bangi karibu na nyumba yake na kutishia kuwaitia polisi. Basi wale wavuta bangi wakapanga mikakati ya kumkomoa yule mzee ili asiwasumbue tena.
    Mmoja wao akatoa wazo la kuisukuma nyumba ya yule mzee ili isogee mbali na eneo wanalovutia bangi,wote waliunga mkono lile wazo.
    Basi wote wakavua mashati na kuanza kazi ya kusukuma nyumba ya yule mzee. Wakati wanasukuma akatokea mtoto akayachukua yale mashati ya wavuta bangi na kuyasogeza mbali kidogo bila wavuta bangi kumuona.
    Walipochoka kusukuma nyumba,kuangalia mashati yao wakaona yako mbali na ile nyumba,basi wakaanza kupongezana "LEO TUMEMKOMOA NA KESHO TUTAENDELEA KUISUKUMA MPAKA ITOKE MTAANI KWETU"


    Bangi nibangue...
     
  2. Oman - Muscat.

    Oman - Muscat. Member

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    Hahahaha
    Imekula kwao!
     
  3. DEVINE

    DEVINE JF-Expert Member

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    Bange ni nomaaa!
     
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    Ndibalema JF-Expert Member

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    Naskia bangi inaongeza misimamo!
     
  5. Ralphryder

    Ralphryder JF-Expert Member

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    Mabhaange bhana! Teh teh teh! Hii kali uspime!
     
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    bampami JF-Expert Member

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    Dah umetisha bro! Iko pouwa sana hiyo.
     
  7. WAHEED SUDAY

    WAHEED SUDAY JF-Expert Member

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    Bange nibangue nisiendelee kucheka
     
  8. Angel Nylon

    Angel Nylon JF-Expert Member

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    Mh! Bangi bangeni, km uongo ulizeni, km bangi haram mbuzi angekula majani?
     
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    Jrafiki Member

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    pia inaongeza rangi mwilini wanaovuta wote midomo yao ina rangi ya kipekee.qwi qwi qwi.
     
  10. King Kong III

    King Kong III JF-Expert Member

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    Bange ni nomaaaaa
     
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    kijiti sio mchezo
     
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