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Newly married husband

Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by zayat, Jan 1, 2011.

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    zayat JF-Expert Member

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    [​IMG] Newly married husband saves his wife's no in his mobile as "MY LIFE or HONEY".
    After 1 year of marriage changes to "WIFE"
    After 2 years of marrige changes to "HOME"
    After 5 years of marrige changes to "HITLER"
    After 10 years of marrige changes to "WRONG NUMBER "
    1/1/11
     
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    King'asti JF-Expert Member

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    After 15 years,unknown number,yaani haiwekwi jina lolote!
     
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    Bigirita JF-Expert Member

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    tuangalie simu yako? hebu mwamshe mister hapo umwonyeshe
     
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    Dindai Member

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    After 15 years,
    Jamaa katika sherehe ya Christmas alimwita mkewa HONEY,
    naomba unipakulie chakula, Jamaa alikosa kabisa huduma hiyo.
    Mke alikuja juu!!!! .........leo nimekua Honey wako, kwani ni kitugani nimebadilika?
    (kawaida humwita mama............).

    Happy New Year Wish... 2011
     
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    comson JF-Expert Member

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    Jamani hapa kuna ukweli kabisa.....

    Kabla ya ndoa anasave kama "sweet"
     
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