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ndoto nyingine bwana!!

Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by Elijah, Aug 27, 2012.

  1. Elijah

    Elijah JF-Expert Member

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    kuna jamaa aliota ameokota gunia la pesa,katika kulibeba akagungua kuwa limetoboka na pesa zinadobndoka na pia akagundua halijafungwa juu hivyo likawa na matundu mawili,yaani juu na chini lilipotoboka,ikabidi kwa juu alishike kwa mkono mmjo na chini alizibe kwa mkono uliobaki.,lahaula ,kushtuka usingizini kumbe kajikaba shingoni na mkono mwingine kajitia kwenye t.u.n.d..u lake la h.a.j.a kubwa.
     
  2. Globu

    Globu JF-Expert Member

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    Duh!!! Lahaula.
     
  3. gody

    gody JF-Expert Member

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    Pole sana!! Dah naskia uchungu kwa yaliyokutokea!
     
  4. Kunta Kinte

    Kunta Kinte JF-Expert Member

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    Halafu ukizoea kurudia ndoto hiyo badala ya huo mkono kwenye hilo tundu huko chini utataka kuzibwa na kitu kingine!
     
  5. Asulo

    Asulo JF-Expert Member

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    Ulikuwa ni wewe nini.....?
    Sasa ulijuaje kama aliota hivyo? Maana ndoto huwezi jua mwenzio anaota nini!!
    Pole sana..utaokota siku nyingine.
     
  6. Myakubanga

    Myakubanga JF-Expert Member

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    Pole sana mtoa mada,hamna shaka,wewe ndio mhusika mkuu.
     
  7. Facilitator

    Facilitator JF-Expert Member

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    napita tu
     
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    fidelis zul zorander JF-Expert Member

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    Embu tueleze kitu gani kilikushtua kwenye hiyo ndoto...
     
  9. Ston Merchant

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    ugua pole ndugu yng......... hii inakuhusu moja kwa moja.......

    hhaha dah uckate tamaa mkwanja utaunyaka tu.

    vp kidonda kinaendeleaje..?
     
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    pretty n JF-Expert Member

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    Mackini ulijckia vbaya ehh manake gunia la hela sio utani. uthjali utapata 2 pesa.
     
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    egbert44 JF-Expert Member

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    duu! ndoto zingine ziwakute nyinyi wenyewe kumbe ndio maana unasikia mtu kafa ghafla usingizini ilihali jana alikuwa mzima kisa kajikaba akijua anazuia mishiko! lol
     
  12. WAHEED SUDAY

    WAHEED SUDAY JF-Expert Member

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    Tobaaaaa yalab!
     
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    Pedeshee kiraka Member

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    Kama ni mchaga lazima angelia baada ya kushtuka.
     
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    kookolikoo JF-Expert Member

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    alikosa hewa!
     
  15. kitalolo

    kitalolo JF-Expert Member

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    siku nyingine ukiota ndoto ya namnahiyo niite nitakuletea kitu cha kuziba gunia huko chini
     
  16. Chakuchambuka

    Chakuchambuka JF-Expert Member

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    We nawe ndoto zako unazileta had huku
     
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    MTENDAHAKI JF-Expert Member

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    ndoto gani sasa hiyo!
     
  18. Eversmilin Gal

    Eversmilin Gal JF-Expert Member

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    ndoto nyingine ngoja nipite tehteh
     
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    M.o Ze great Member

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    Endelea kuzba ili zicendelee kudondoka au nikuletee kizibo make dah naona hzooo znaisha............ayaaaa! Zba bac
     
  20. Chakuchambuka

    Chakuchambuka JF-Expert Member

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    aaaakwakwakwakwa atakuwa sa hv kidonda kinafanyiwa dressing
     
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