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Ndivyo itakavyokua..!

Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by ZeMangi, Oct 26, 2011.

  1. ZeMangi

    ZeMangi JF-Expert Member

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    Siku ya mwisho nitakapokabidhiwa kitabu cha hukumu huko Mbinguni,
    MUNGU:Mangi shika kitabu hiki,wasome wale watakatifu wapite mkono wa kulia...na wale watenda maovu mkono wa kushoto kwenye ziwa la moto.
    MANGI:Sawa bosi,
    Wana JF wote walioshiriki kuwaponda wachaga....KUSHOTO....,
    wana CCM wote KUSHOTO....
    Wachaga wote KULIA...
    Wana CHADEMA KULIA.,
    Osama KULIA...
    Obama KUSHOTO...
    Saddam KULIA...
    J.K KUSHOTO...
    Slaa na kabwe KULIA...
    Ila nafasi ya kuingia uzimani ipo,ni wewe tu kunitoa na kiasi chochote cha fedha
     
  2. pitbull

    pitbull JF-Expert Member

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    gaddafi kulia
     
  3. Bambanza jr.

    Bambanza jr. JF-Expert Member

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    Ze mangi Kushoto!
     
  4. marejesho

    marejesho JF-Expert Member

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    Ngeleja kushoto
     
  5. TANMO

    TANMO JF-Expert Member

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    Sasa Bwashee kula buku basi mi niende zangu peponi...
     
  6. chapaa

    chapaa JF-Expert Member

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    riz1
    february
    wote kushoto
     
  7. Mtoboasiri

    Mtoboasiri JF-Expert Member

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    Kuna watu mna vipaji vya kuchekesha wenzenu! Sikutegemea kucheka usiku huu! Majirani ambao hata sijawaona siku kadhaa wamekuja kunigongea
     
  8. Likwanda

    Likwanda JF-Expert Member

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    Likwanda we ni kulia.
     
  9. ngulinho

    ngulinho JF-Expert Member

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    mimi je?
     
  10. U

    Ulimakafu JF-Expert Member

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    Madingi wao?
     
  11. U

    Ulimakafu JF-Expert Member

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    Teh eth,nice stuff & agreed.
     
  12. Katavi

    Katavi Platinum Member

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    Ndio akina nani??
     
  13. v

    valid statement JF-Expert Member

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    Utakaowapeleka kushoto ni wengi. Demu aliyekupiga kibuti kushoto, HR aliyokutosa job, kushoto... Aliyekunyang'anya demu wako, kushoto,,,
     
  14. Ngalikihinja

    Ngalikihinja JF-Expert Member

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    FF, Maleria sugu, Rejeo, .............. Hawa hata kwenye mkutano wa hukumu hawatakuwepo maana watakuwa washangulia kushoto
     
  15. kholo

    kholo JF-Expert Member

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    kushoto tu mwanawane
     
  16. Kifuniko

    Kifuniko Member

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    Ghafla mara Mangi kaniweka kushoto na Mungu akamwambia Mangi geuka nikajikuta niko mkono wa kulia
     
  17. Mzee wa Rula

    Mzee wa Rula JF-Expert Member

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    Tehe tehe tehe tehe tehe tehe!!!! Ze Mangi nakupa buku tano na kwenye uchaguzi nitapigia CDM, niambie niende wapi?
     
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    STIDE JF-Expert Member

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    Aaaah!! Kweli we ze Mangi mkaleee!! Big up bro!!w
     
  19. the grate

    the grate JF-Expert Member

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    wenye madeni ya dukani kushoto
     
  20. mgodi

    mgodi JF-Expert Member

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    zemangi ukimaliza kusoma na ww boss atakwambia pita .....?
     
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