Dismiss Notice
You are browsing this site as a guest. It takes 2 minutes to CREATE AN ACCOUNT and less than 1 minute to LOGIN

Nani mkweli, nani mwongo?

Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by RR, Dec 19, 2008.

  1. RR

    RR JF-Expert Member

    #1
    Dec 19, 2008
    Joined: Mar 17, 2007
    Messages: 6,633
    Likes Received: 111
    Trophy Points: 160
    Soma maongezi haya....

    NN: Chochote atakachoongea Kibs ni uongo.
    Kibs: Alichoongea NN ni kweli.

    Kati ya NN na Kibs, nani mwongo na nani mkweli?
     
  2. SMU

    SMU JF-Expert Member

    #2
    Dec 19, 2008
    Joined: Feb 14, 2008
    Messages: 6,992
    Likes Received: 835
    Trophy Points: 280
    NN na Kibs wote ni waongo! (If I still remember correctly my LOGIC sessions in Adv Maths!).
     
  3. Bubu Msemaovyo

    Bubu Msemaovyo JF-Expert Member

    #3
    Dec 19, 2008
    Joined: May 9, 2007
    Messages: 3,436
    Likes Received: 17
    Trophy Points: 135
    Kwakuwa NN katwambia chochote atakachoongea Kibs ni uongo, na Kibs kasema alichoongea NN ni ukweli, basi hapo alichoongea Kibs ni uongo. Hivyo muongo hapo ni NN
     
  4. RR

    RR JF-Expert Member

    #4
    Dec 19, 2008
    Joined: Mar 17, 2007
    Messages: 6,633
    Likes Received: 111
    Trophy Points: 160
    Hapa kama NN ni mwongo, kwa maana kwamba Kibs kaongea ukweli.....then?
    No mkuu.
     
  5. M

    Mahmoud Qaasim JF-Expert Member

    #5
    Dec 19, 2008
    Joined: Nov 3, 2007
    Messages: 765
    Likes Received: 163
    Trophy Points: 60
    NN anatwambia chochote atakachoongea Kibs ni uongo(yaani hakuna ukweli atakachoongea Kibs) sasa Kibs anasema(uongo) Alichoongea NN ni kweli, yaani anatudanganya kwamba alichoongea NN ni kweli wakati si kweli.(huo ndio uongo wake Kibs. nafikiri nimeeleweka.

    Sasa ushamjua muongo ni Kibs.
     
  6. SMU

    SMU JF-Expert Member

    #6
    Dec 19, 2008
    Joined: Feb 14, 2008
    Messages: 6,992
    Likes Received: 835
    Trophy Points: 280
    Kwa hivyo wote NN na Kibs ni waongo (hawajesema ukweli)!
     
  7. M

    Mahmoud Qaasim JF-Expert Member

    #7
    Dec 19, 2008
    Joined: Nov 3, 2007
    Messages: 765
    Likes Received: 163
    Trophy Points: 60
    sasa unabisha nini? uongo?
    Hakuna mkweli kati yako = wote waongo
    basi tuseme wote wamedanganya.
     
  8. Modereta

    Modereta Senior Member

    #8
    Dec 19, 2008
    Joined: Jul 24, 2008
    Messages: 163
    Likes Received: 1
    Trophy Points: 0
    hebu tutengenezee logic eqution yake basi, maana wengine tumeota kutu
     
  9. SMU

    SMU JF-Expert Member

    #9
    Dec 19, 2008
    Joined: Feb 14, 2008
    Messages: 6,992
    Likes Received: 835
    Trophy Points: 280
    Sorry MQ, I thought you said Kibs!(see post #5 above). No worries, its supposed to be a joke afterall.
     
  10. Modereta

    Modereta Senior Member

    #10
    Dec 19, 2008
    Joined: Jul 24, 2008
    Messages: 163
    Likes Received: 1
    Trophy Points: 0
    tupe namna ulivyopata hiyo logic
     
  11. SMU

    SMU JF-Expert Member

    #11
    Dec 19, 2008
    Joined: Feb 14, 2008
    Messages: 6,992
    Likes Received: 835
    Trophy Points: 280
    Itabidi tuihamishie thread kwenye Jukwaa la Elimu kwanza!
     
  12. RR

    RR JF-Expert Member

    #12
    Dec 19, 2008
    Joined: Mar 17, 2007
    Messages: 6,633
    Likes Received: 111
    Trophy Points: 160
    Mkuu tengeneza tu hiyo eqtn....but what about a fallacy?
     
  13. Quemu

    Quemu JF-Expert Member

    #13
    Dec 19, 2008
    Joined: Jun 27, 2007
    Messages: 985
    Likes Received: 56
    Trophy Points: 145
    Unanikumbusha kasheshe za GMAT

    Kama Kibs ni muongo, basi NN ni muongo pia. Hizo sentensi zina direct relationship.
     
  14. Pundit

    Pundit JF-Expert Member

    #14
    Dec 19, 2008
    Joined: Feb 4, 2007
    Messages: 3,742
    Likes Received: 14
    Trophy Points: 0
    This is an endless loop

    NN: Chochote atakachoongea Kibs ni uongo.
    Kibs: Alichoongea NN ni kweli.

    Let Chochote atakachoongea Kibs ni uongo = CAKNU and -CAKNU it's negation
    Let Alichoongea NN ni kweli = ANNNK and -ANNNK it's negation

    You get
    NN:CAKNU
    K:ANNNK (But whatever K says should be negated) so -ANNK

    Which implies the original state to be
    NN:-CAKNU
    K:ANNNK (But whatever K says should be negated) so - - CAKNU = CAKNU

    Which loops us back to the starting point, the loop repeats with no termination ad infinitum.
     
  15. Yo Yo

    Yo Yo JF-Expert Member

    #15
    Dec 19, 2008
    Joined: May 31, 2008
    Messages: 11,245
    Likes Received: 38
    Trophy Points: 0
    aah woote waongo haooo jaribuni kuwakopa muone,wanaua mpaka marafiki wakiwa na madeni.
     
  16. Sura-ya-Kwanza

    Sura-ya-Kwanza JF-Expert Member

    #16
    Dec 19, 2008
    Joined: Nov 17, 2007
    Messages: 557
    Likes Received: 1
    Trophy Points: 0
    Keyword: 'Atakachoongea'

    Wote wakweli:p
     
  17. M

    Mahmoud Qaasim JF-Expert Member

    #17
    Dec 20, 2008
    Joined: Nov 3, 2007
    Messages: 765
    Likes Received: 163
    Trophy Points: 60
    Hebu tuya "interchange" (sijui kiswahili chake) haya maneno mawili ukweli na uongo ili tuone tunawezaje kuelewa tofauti.

    NN: Chochote atakachoongea Kibs ni ukweli.
    Kibs: Alichoongea NN ni uongo.

    Kati ya NN na Kibs, nani mkweli na nani muongo?
     
  18. Abdulhalim

    Abdulhalim JF-Expert Member

    #18
    Dec 20, 2008
    Joined: Jul 20, 2007
    Messages: 16,463
    Likes Received: 16
    Trophy Points: 135

    Hapa hakuna jibu la moja kwa moja, kwa jinsi ninaitazama argument ktk angle niliyopo.

    If NN ni mkweli itamfanya Kibs kuwa mwongo else NN akiwa mwongo itamfanya Kibs kuwa mkweli. Hii ikiwa na maana sentensi mbili za hawa wasanii haziwezi zote kuwa kweli kwa pamoja (inclusively). Hivyo basi inabidi uwe na info zaidi kuweza kujua nani mwongo.

    Was'alam
     
  19. RR

    RR JF-Expert Member

    #19
    Dec 20, 2008
    Joined: Mar 17, 2007
    Messages: 6,633
    Likes Received: 111
    Trophy Points: 160
    Inafanana na ile ya mwanzo...ni kauli zinazopingana ilhali zinategemeana...
     
Loading...