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Nani mjanja katika hii mzunguko?

Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by Mwanyasi, Dec 29, 2011.

  1. Mwanyasi

    Mwanyasi JF-Expert Member

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    [h=6](BOSS to his SECRETARY):Jiandae,kesho tuna safari ya kikazi!>>>> (SECRETARY to her HUSBAND):Mume wangu,kesho nitasafiri na bosi kikazi!>>>>> (HUSBAND to his GIRLFRIEND):Kesho wife anasafiri,uwe huru kuja! (GIRLFRIEND to her STUDENT):Kesho usije shule,nimepata dharura!>>>>>>> (BOSS to his SECRETARY) Samahani,safari imeahirishwa,mwanangu kesho haendi shule,ninahitaji muda wa kukaa nae! (SECRETARY to her HUSBAND):Kesho nitakuwepo,safari imeahirishwa! (HUSBAND to her GIRLFRIEND):Kesho usije,huyu kenge ameahirisha safari! (GIRLFRIEND to her STUDENT):Kesho uje shule,nitakuwepo kama kawaida![/h]
     
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    Blackboy. Member

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    Mjanja aliyekuwa anawafuatilia hao watu na kutuhabarisha sisi wana jf
     
  3. Mwanyasi

    Mwanyasi JF-Expert Member

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    Ha ha ha haya Blackboy, wewe ni yupi kati yao?
     
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    Blackboy. Member

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    Ah! Mi ni huyo mwanafunzi.mara niende mara niambiwe usije
     
  5. Mwanyasi

    Mwanyasi JF-Expert Member

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    Nilijua tu lol,
     
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    nitonye JF-Expert Member

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    mjanja ni the BOSS coz bila yeye hamna aliyefanikiwa kumdanganya mwenzie
     
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    rehema nyuda Member

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    mjanja ni mtoto kwani jamaa alitaka kumuuzia kesi ya mkojo sasa mtoto kaamua kumaliza kabisa!!!!
     
  8. SHIEKA

    SHIEKA JF-Expert Member

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    Mwanyase vipi? Mbona hii ilishatokea humuhumu jamvini kwa jina la "The cycle of cheaters"? Au sivyo Jamani? Ila nahisi Mwanyasi ni mshabik wa recycling.
     
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    Jaguar JF-Expert Member

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    Sio mbaya ku-repost coz hata mimi mwenyewe niliinyaka sehemu fulani,nika-translate in swahili ndo nika-post hapa JF.
     
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    Lofefm Senior Member

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    DUUH KWELI HII NI KALI SANA. I will remember it alwayz
     
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