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My letter to DHR( Director of Human resources )

Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by Mtoto wa Mkulima, Jan 29, 2008.

  1. Mtoto wa Mkulima

    Mtoto wa Mkulima JF-Expert Member

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    Dear Boss,



    I wish to let you know that the 2008 MTN Africa Cup of Nations

    kicked off. This is not just any other tournament, it's the Africa Cup of Nations!

    Please note that this tournament takes three weeks to finish, i.e. from 20th

    January to 10th February. During this period take note of the following:



    1. I will be knocking off earlier than usual in order to watch

    the kick off of the first game.



    2. Do not be surprised if I report a little bit late every

    morning, it will depend on the time the last game finishes.



    3. Production will go up during this month as almost all

    employees will be happy and highly motivated (Check Maslow's Motivation Theories with Human Resource).



    4. I know you are into other boring sports like golf, cricket,

    bowling, etc. Please if you want to fit in the work environment for the next 3 weeks, try to know something about soccer, even asking a foolish question like " Is ESCOM United playing tonight?" is welcome, that is if you really want to fit in, or else you will be a loner for almost one month.



    5. Greeting each other in the morning will change from "Good

    morning" to "How was the game last night?"



    6. I will not accept to work overtime during this period as no

    amount of money can buy me to miss a game. Therefore make sure you don't give me any work after 14 30hours.



    7. I will need to be up-to-date with the latest; therefore the

    first 1 hour every morning is for accessing sports websites and other updates on the internet and also chatting with friends on phone.



    8. Lastly, please do not think you can fire me should you decide

    to break any of the above rules as you will have to fire everyone.


    Thank you for your understanding.



    Yours faithfully,



    MWM
    JF Senior Expert Member

    CC: INVISIBLE



    Cc: Management

    Union

    FIFA

    TANESCO
    AFCON Organising Committee

    United Nations
     
  2. RR

    RR JF-Expert Member

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    Hahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa.....

    Dear MWM,
    Don't worry..your job is well secured. You can pop into office at your own time, you can also pop out as soon as you may wish. But, grrrrrrrrrrrrr..... your salary will be fluactuating as well (mostly downwards)....any loss coming my way goes direct to salary...
    Yours,
    MD- this is beyond the DHR capacity
     
  3. Mtoto wa Mkulima

    Mtoto wa Mkulima JF-Expert Member

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    Hahahahahahahaha sasa hapo kukata salary si ni sawa na kurusha mawe ikulu mzee?
     
  4. DMussa

    DMussa JF-Expert Member

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    Duh!!! Them CCs...
    Well i think you haven't consulted with Tanesco on power...
     
  5. N

    Nesindiso Sir JF-Expert Member

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    Teh! Teh! Teh!!!
     
  6. Mtoto wa Mkulima

    Mtoto wa Mkulima JF-Expert Member

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    Limezingatiwa mkubwa. Thanks kwa ushauri.
     
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