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Mungu si athumani

Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by Mashroud, Mar 17, 2012.

  1. M

    Mashroud Member

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    Jamaa 1 alikuwa akisafiri akapumzika chini ya muembe. Alipoangalia juu alisema moyoni "mungu kwel amekosea kuweka maembe madogo juu wakat maboga makubwa yako chini ardhini" Akapitiwa na usingizi mara embe likaanguka na kumpiga kichwani. Jamaa: kwel mungu ana akili,je lingekuwa boga ndio limeniangukia...? Muacheni MUNGU aitwe MUNGU.
     
  2. Nish

    Nish JF-Expert Member

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    wewe mkaree!
     
  3. Shine

    Shine JF-Expert Member

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    Teh teh nimeipenda na inafurahisha
     
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    Mashroud Member

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    pamoja mzeiya.
     
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    Safi sana Mkuu.
     
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    ZENITH JF-Expert Member

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    Up up up up,umeng'ara yani,but sijui kama umewahi shuhudia mtu aliyedondokewa na dafu,ni balaa!
     
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    Shonino Member

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    Parakatumba...ha ha ha
     
  8. Erickb52

    Erickb52 JF-Expert Member

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    Teh teh uko juu mkuu
     
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    actus Senior Member

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    duh very real
     
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    intresting
     
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    a gal Member

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    teh teh teh teh teh ihiiii,teh teh teh
     
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    Mashroud Member

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    mmh! Usiseme ni balaaa
     
  13. M

    Mashroud Member

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    ucihofu. Pamoja mzeiya.
     
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    toghocho JF-Expert Member

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    njia za Mungu ni kamilifu, hekima yake haina kipimo
     
  15. jchofachogenda

    jchofachogenda JF-Expert Member

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    Sitakutendea kama sitokuambia kuwa umenifurahisha ile mbaya.
     
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    Mashroud Member

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    asante mkuu.
     
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