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Mtumeeeeeeeee!!!

Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by sixlove, Dec 29, 2011.

  1. sixlove

    sixlove Member

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    Jamaa mmoja aliwatembelea wakwe zake, mkoa fulani ambao unasifika kuwa na simba wengi. Ilipofika wakati wa kwenda kulala wakwe zake walimtahadharisha kuwa asitoke usiku kuna simba, wakaagana na jamaa akaelekea kulala chumbani, ambako alilala shemeji yake( mtoto wapata miaka 4)

    ilipofika usiku wa manane jamaa alibanwa haja ndogo na huko nje simba wanaunguruma, alishikwa na woga na huku mkojo ukiendelea kumbana. basi jamaa akaamua kumtoa yule mtoto kitandani alipokuwa amelala nakumuamishia kitandani kwake, kisha akakojoa kwenye kitanda alichokuwa amelala dogo.

    baada ya kumaliza kukojoa, jamaa alienda kumchukua mtoto ili amrudishe mahali pake, akakuta mtoto amesha kunya kitandani kwake.

    UNAFIKIRI KILICHOFATIA NI NINI?
     
  2. Viol

    Viol JF-Expert Member

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    Teh teh teh thanks for useful post
     
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    Coolbaby Senior Member

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    duh hyo kali
     
  4. Shine

    Shine JF-Expert Member

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    Du nouma umenichekesha sana cjui jamaa apo atachukua uamuzi gani wa haraka maana kuumbuka nje nje
     
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    saleh sule Member

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    Teh teh teh teh we mkal
     
  6. Mchaka Mchaka

    Mchaka Mchaka JF Bronze Member

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    Majaribu! yamekuwa! sehemu ya maisha yangu!!!!!!! ee baba! nisaidie nitie nguvu!!!!!
     
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    THK DJAYZZ JF-Expert Member

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    Na wewe mpole ?
     
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    kichwat JF-Expert Member

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    hii nadhani ni kali ya mwaka. Iko so genuinely funny & puzzling.
     
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    sister JF-Expert Member

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    ahhahahahahah, ntabadilisha magodoro lile la mavi nalipeleka kwa mtoto na lile la mkojo , lol bora nililalie mwenyewe. ila so funny
     
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    Kombo JF-Expert Member

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    Na shuka je?
     
  11. Complicator EM

    Complicator EM Senior Member

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    Waliozoea kunya kitandani utawajua tu. Ngoja nimsubiri WA KUSOMA aje awape somo hapa.
     
  12. Jaguar

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    Endelea kujisubiri!
     
  13. Myakubanga

    Myakubanga JF-Expert Member

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    Nimeipenda,loh!
     
  14. Jaguar

    Jaguar JF-Expert Member

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    Heeelp me,mi ribs are breaking!eeeeew!
     
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    bonafide. Member

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    dah,umeua mkuu mana nimecheka mpk bc na hacra nilzoamka nazo nahc zimeanza kupungua kwa kusoma hi kali ya mwaka.hureee "LIKE"teh teh teh!
     
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    Yona Edson JF-Expert Member

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    We mwehu kumbe
     
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    rehema nyuda Member

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    hiyo nimeikubali.
    :lol:
     
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    Mbavu sina.....!
     
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    WAHEED SUDAY JF-Expert Member

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    Ile id yako ya WakuRead ilikuwa haipendezi, ila hii ya complicator inakufaa zaidi, sasa jambo dogo sana wewe una-complicate na kulifanya kuwa kubwa, ila pole sana kwa kubadili id huku ukijua hatutakugundua
     
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    ila adabu kwa mtoto itakuwa ndo imeisha hapo, maana mtoto atajua tu kuwa alokojoa ni huyo shemejie
     
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