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Mnaopenda chabo za sms kwenye simu za watu...dawa yenu hii hapa

Discussion in 'JF Chit-Chat' started by BAGAH, Aug 30, 2012.

  1. BAGAH

    BAGAH JF-Expert Member

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    ...e bana kuna watu wadaku!
    uko kwenye daladala,au sehemu nyingine unaCHAT.

    jirani yako kakomaa...katupia jicho simu yako...kuona msg zinazoingia na kutoka!

    kiufupi huwa inaboa na inamnyima mtu uhuru
    ni umbea usio na maana!

    soma KISA hiki hapa chini,ni kichekesho lakini inaweza kukomesha katabia haka kama vipi unaweza ukaijaribu


    """Mshikaji kakaa kwenye daladala anaandika SMS, huku kashika kibegi chake. Mzee mmoja pembeni si akawa anakomaa kuangalia jamaa anaandika nini! Mshikaji akaamua kubadilia SMS akaanza kuandika: Yule nyoka uliyenipa inaelekea hujamtoa meno ya sumu, hapa nilipo anasumbua kwenye begi anataka kutoka, sijui nifanyeje na alivyo mkubwa akitoka ataniletea tabu hadi mimi. Mzee kuona vile akaanza kusogea pembeni! Mshikaji akachukua begi akamrushia! Mzee akaruka dirishani fasta! Nyokaaaaaaaa nakufaaaaaa! Kwenye daladala mwanawane,sio fureshi kukomaa kusoma meseji za watu!"""
     
  2. Watu8

    Watu8 JF-Expert Member

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    BAGAH mbona kama hujaweka link...
    Nataka nideal perpendicular na hawa wapiga chabo...sometimes unashindwa kuelewa mtu mimacho inamtoka kama kaminywa korodani
     
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  3. Michael Amon

    Michael Amon Verified User

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    kisa gani mbona sioni kitu?
     
  4. BAGAH

    BAGAH JF-Expert Member

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    nimeshatupiamo mwana!
    watu8 hujambo lakini?
     
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  5. Watu8

    Watu8 JF-Expert Member

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    niko poa mkuu, ndani ya daladala hapa
     
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  6. BAGAH

    BAGAH JF-Expert Member

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    Young Master sorry nilikosea...
    ila sasa iko poa...go and read...
     
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  7. BAGAH

    BAGAH JF-Expert Member

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    okey...au tuko daladala moja?...kuna mtu namuona yuko makini sana hapa kuangalia ninachoandika...lol

    mm daladala yangu inaimba ule wimbo..."ukimwona mwanayumba"
     
  8. Nicas Mtei

    Nicas Mtei JF-Expert Member

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    Ndo tabia yako hyo lakini
     
  9. Watu8

    Watu8 JF-Expert Member

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    Hahaha hiyo ndio komesha yao ..hapana mkuu mi nipo mitaa ya Morocco ndani ya daladala tunasikiza PB
     
  10. Michael Amon

    Michael Amon Verified User

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    ha ha haaaa! jamaa alimpatia kweli.
     
  11. BAGAH

    BAGAH JF-Expert Member

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    umefufuka pacha?....
     
  12. BAGAH

    BAGAH JF-Expert Member

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    yap!
    kuna mimtu inajua kukomalia unachoandika...haswa uwe umekaa afu pembeni kasimama mtu...fulu chabo...

    PB ni daladala zote za posta...nadhani wanalipwa.
     
  13. j

    jeneneke JF-Expert Member

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    hahaa nimeipenda iyo ya nyoka.wanafanya shoulder surfing
     
  14. Kaizer

    Kaizer JF-Expert Member

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    Hivi bagag uneshatokamo kwen nto kusini mwa nchi?
     
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  15. beibe nasty

    beibe nasty JF-Expert Member

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    mi sina hata shida najimwaga atajijua mwenyewe kabisa ila wanakera mnoooo
     
  16. mtotowamjini

    mtotowamjini JF-Expert Member

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    :biggrin1: kuna simu zingine zina cover ambazo mtu wa pembeni hawezi kuona kitu akiangalia anaona giza tuu..mi ndio hua natumia basi jamaa akikaa pembeni anabakia kuuliza aisee mbona unajidai unaandika text wakati simu imezima? mijitu kwa umbeshuu
     
  17. charminglady

    charminglady JF-Expert Member

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    me ntakuja kujaribu hyo siku moja. make utakuta niko busy jf afu limtu limekazana kukodoa mimacho!
     
  18. charminglady

    charminglady JF-Expert Member

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    mkuu upo umepotea sana!
     
  19. Mamndenyi

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    macho hayana pazia.
     
  20. princess enny

    princess enny JF-Expert Member

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    hahahahah!!umenifurahsha!!! kisa chote kile we huoni kitu!!??
     
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