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Missing Husband

Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by X-PASTER, Jun 17, 2010.

  1. X-PASTER

    X-PASTER Moderator

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    Jun 17, 2010
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    Missing Husband

    A woman went to police station to file a report for her missing husband...!

    Woman:
    I lost my husband

    Inspector: What is his height

    Woman: I never noticed

    Inspector: Slim or healthy

    Woman: Not slim can be healthy

    Inspector: Color of eyes

    Woman:
    Never noticed

    Inspector:
    Color of hair

    Woman: Should be black

    Inspector:
    What was he wearing

    Woman: I don't remember exactly

    Inspector: Was somebody with him ?????????

    Woman: Yes my Labrador dog (Romeo), tied with a golden chain, height 30 inches, healthy, blue eyes, blackish brown hair, his left foot thumb nail is slightly broken, he never barks, wearing a golden belt studded with blue balls, he likes non veg food, we eat together, we jog together.
    (The woman started crying)

    Inspector: Let's search for the dog first!!!
     
  2. BAK

    BAK JF-Expert Member

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    Jun 17, 2010
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    LOL! Mkuu hahahahahahahahah she did remember all description for the dog...but unable to remember any description for her beloved husband.
     
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