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Men are always clever before naked girls..!

Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by Domowazi, Feb 2, 2012.

  1. Domowazi

    Domowazi JF-Expert Member

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    Mr. Mathew has a pond sorrounded by fruits trees,...

    One day he took his bucket and went to collect fruits,...

    But when he reached the pond he found some girls swimming in his pond...

    When they saw him they shove themselves in the water and told him "we are not coming out till you get out of our sights"...

    Mr Methew replied "I'm not here to see you nacked I just came to feed my Crocodiles"
     
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    kizazi kipya JF-Expert Member

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    hapo lazima wachomoke faster...
     
  3. Geraldo DaVinci

    Geraldo DaVinci JF-Expert Member

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    he he he very clever
     
  4. ZeMangi

    ZeMangi JF-Expert Member

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    Hapo walitoka wenyewe kiulaini...
     
  5. B

    Blackboy. Member

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    Sipat picha jinsi walivyotoka ndani ya maji faster.na watasahau kuwa wako naked. Tehe! tehe!
     
  6. Ambitious

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    Ha..ha Plan B..
     
  7. mtamanyali

    mtamanyali JF-Expert Member

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    ha h ah ha ha h aha
     
  8. DAWA YA SIKIO

    DAWA YA SIKIO JF-Expert Member

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    Tehe teh teh! Kajamaa kana akili !
     
  9. Raia Fulani

    Raia Fulani JF-Expert Member

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    lazima watoke tu, tena mikono juu
     
  10. piper

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    Ha ha ha ha ha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! nikifikiria nduki waliyotoka nayo kwenye bwawa navunjika mbavu

    • :crutch:
     
  11. leloch

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    duh...
     
  12. Jaguar

    Jaguar JF-Expert Member

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    Walijirusha nje kama samaki mkizi,halafu mimi nilikuwepo eneo la tukio na nguo zao nilizificha kichakani.Definetly this is the joke of the week for me,i like it.
     
  13. nitonye

    nitonye JF-Expert Member

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    Dah umeibahatisha leo angalau
     
  14. M

    MAGATA Member

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    Fantastic!
     
  15. Erickb52

    Erickb52 JF-Expert Member

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    Dah nimekubali
     
  16. N

    Ndemizo New Member

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    hahaha
     
  17. muwaha

    muwaha JF-Expert Member

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    kama nawaona vile wakitoka nduki...naked !
     
  18. King'asti

    King'asti JF-Expert Member

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    Lol! Nice one!
     
  19. M

    Malumbizo Member

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    Wote walizi hundred (walizimia ) hapohapo
     
  20. Domowazi

    Domowazi JF-Expert Member

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    Waltoka speed mbaya yan na aibu wakazisahau..!
     
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