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Mdaiwa Sugu.

Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by Jaguar, Sep 26, 2011.

  1. Jaguar

    Jaguar JF-Expert Member

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    Mzee mmoja alikuwa anadaiwa madeni mengi yasiyolipika.Katika wote wanaomdai,kuna jamaa aliyemkopesha sh.5000
    ndo alikuwa anamsumbua kila siku kumdai pesa yake.Siku moja alfajiri yule jamaa akamuibukia yule mzee huku akisema leo iwe isiwe lazima unilipe deni langu.Yule mzee akamwuliza yule kijana;kijana,hivi kati ya mtu mrefu na mtu mfupi nani huanza kudondokewa na matone ya mvua?.Kijana akajibu;mrefu.Mzee akasema;Hata katika ulipaji wa madeni ni hivyo hivyo,niache nimalize kuwalipa wale wanaonidai madeni makubwa kwanza,nikiwamaliza hao nitakufikiria na wewe.Yule kijana akatikisa kichwa na kuondoka moja kwa moja.
     
  2. Achahasira

    Achahasira JF-Expert Member

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    haha mkuu umenikumbusha! kesho naenda kudai hela yangu
     
  3. Washawasha

    Washawasha JF-Expert Member

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    ukiona mtu hadai wala hadaiwi jua kuwa huyo mtu ana matatizo na jamii inayomzunguka yaani hakopi wala hakopeshwi! Ktk maisha ni LAZIMA UDAI AU UDAIWE.
     
  4. Vin Diesel

    Vin Diesel JF Gold Member

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    hii kali...
     
  5. Jaguar

    Jaguar JF-Expert Member

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    Kweli kabisa.
     
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    Hmaster JF-Expert Member

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    we unadaiwa ngapi mkuu?
     
  7. Jaguar

    Jaguar JF-Expert Member

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    Nawadai watu nyingi tu halafu naona aibu hata kuwadai!
     
  8. Bushbaby

    Bushbaby JF-Expert Member

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    yaelekea umechoshwa na sound zao...sijui hawa watu (wadaiwa) huwa wanatoa wapi sound...yaani utaenda na hasira unarudi mpoleeeee.......
     
  9. msani

    msani JF-Expert Member

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    Mi nanunua madeni ya watu kwa bei nzuri kabisa
    karibuni
     
  10. Shine

    Shine JF-Expert Member

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    Wakikulipa hayo madeni uende shule ukajifunze kiswahili ndo urudi humu jamvini
     
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    Shine JF-Expert Member

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    Madeni ni shm ya maisha ya binadamu but yakiwa mengi ni kero na kuelekea kufilisika
     
  12. Masika

    Masika JF-Expert Member

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    haya bwana weee
     
  13. Jaguar

    Jaguar JF-Expert Member

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    Poa mwalimu wa vidudu!
     
  14. Katavi

    Katavi Platinum Member

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    Ahahahaaah!!!
     
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