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Masai na punda wake...

Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by only83, Feb 28, 2012.

  1. only83

    only83 JF-Expert Member

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    [FONT=&quot]Maasai alishangaa kuona magari yakitiwa petroli kituoni, akaamini mafuta hufanya gari liende kasi. Akapeleka punda wake, akamuinua mkia akisema, "Weka yeye ya 200/- akimbie"
    Punda kuhisi kidude mwilini, akatimka mbio. Maasai akamkimbiza lakinihakumshika.
    Akarudi kituoni akainua shuka, akainama na kunena, "Ero, weka mimi ya 500/- nikimbise punda yangu"[/FONT]


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  2. SHIEKA

    SHIEKA JF-Expert Member

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    Nimeipenda sana only83
     
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    Eng. Smasher JF-Expert Member

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    Ageweka ya 400 tu
     
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    Ataliwa tg huyo,we muache.
     
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    ze mangi mbona unasura mbaya hivyo!
     
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    Wonders shall never end.
     
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    ZeMangi JF-Expert Member

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    wakati mwenzio huku nasifiwa eti mm ni handsome na mtaani kwetu ndo naongoza.
     
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    Godyp Senior Member

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    Nisamehee! Nimekoma kuchoka!
     
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    Uwiiiiiiii mbavu zangu jamani
     
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    Haichekeshi!!!
     
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    Nimejichekesha mwenyewe teh teh.
     
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    angeweka ya buk jelo
     
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    Ni kweli wewe ndio unachekesha.
     
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    Dah! Mmasai mwanzo mwisho! Ha ha ha!
     
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    Una utani na wamasai!
     
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    Jos Member

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    Du Hiyo Noma!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11
     
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    Oncemore Member

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    yalaaaaaaaaaaaaa teh teh kikikikikh
     
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    Lymphocytes Member

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    mamaaaaaaaaaaa kei kei te te te te uwiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii
     
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    duh masai kila siku wao ndo wanaongoza kwa vituko ambavyo havijatokea karne za kina Nuhu
     
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