Masai na punda wake...

[only83]

Maasai alishangaa kuona magari yakitiwa petroli kituoni, akaamini mafuta hufanya gari liende kasi. Akapeleka punda wake, akamuinua mkia akisema, "Weka yeye ya 200/- akimbie"
Punda kuhisi kidude mwilini, akatimka mbio. Maasai akamkimbiza lakinihakumshika.
Akarudi kituoni akainua shuka, akainama na kunena, "Ero, weka mimi ya 500/- nikimbise punda yangu"

 

[SHIEKA]

Nimeipenda sana only83

 

[Eng. Smasher]

Ageweka ya 400 tu

 

[ZeMangi]

Ataliwa tg huyo,we muache.

 

[jino kwa jino]

Ataliwa tg huyo,we muache.

ze mangi mbona unasura mbaya hivyo!

 

[pepim]

Wonders shall never end.

 

[ZeMangi]

ze mangi mbona unasura mbaya hivyo!

wakati mwenzio huku nasifiwa eti mm ni handsome na mtaani kwetu ndo naongoza.

 

[Godyp]

Nisamehee! Nimekoma kuchoka!

 

[KIBURUDISHO]

Uwiiiiiiii mbavu zangu jamani

 

[Rejao]

Haichekeshi!!!

 

[SI unit]

Nimejichekesha mwenyewe teh teh.

 

[THE BIG SHOW]

angeweka ya buk jelo

 

[only83]

Haichekeshi!!!

Ni kweli wewe ndio unachekesha.

 

[ceekay]

Dah! Mmasai mwanzo mwisho! Ha ha ha!

 

[Bhavick]

Una utani na wamasai!

 

[Jos]

Du Hiyo Noma!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11

 

[Oncemore]

yalaaaaaaaaaaaaa teh teh kikikikikh

 

[Lymphocytes]

mamaaaaaaaaaaa kei kei te te te te uwiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii

 

[Asnam]

duh masai kila siku wao ndo wanaongoza kwa vituko ambavyo havijatokea karne za kina Nuhu