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Makosa ya Kiswahili Katika Baadhi ya Wabunge

Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by ludoking, Apr 26, 2012.

  1. ludoking

    ludoking Senior Member

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    Jamaa wawili walikuwa wanacheza karata porini. Mara wakapita wakulima, wakasikia sauti inasema, "Weka jembe chini. Wakaweka majembe yao chini. "Weka kisu, wakaweka visu chini.. " naomba kopa, wakaangaliana hawana kopa.. "Weka mavi chini, ikabidi mmoja wao anye palepale. Mara wakasikia "Kama huna mavi lamba, ikabidi yule ambaye hajanya alambe ya mwenzake.... Mara wakackia " GAME OVER". Wakashtuka kumbe kuna watu walkuwa wanacheza karata!!..............hahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaha
     
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    Praff Senior Member

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    Haha haa haaaaaa!!
     
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    NnyaMbwate JF-Expert Member

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    Oooooyiiii...... kwi kwi kwiii
     
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    Nambe JF-Expert Member

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    mbavu zzangu mie
     
  5. Wilbert1974

    Wilbert1974 JF-Expert Member

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    Hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiih eeeeheeh Duuuuuh. Mkuu umeniacha hoi... Mbavu zangu mie!
    Swali hawa ndo wabunge walikuwa wakulima au wacheza karata?
    Kama ni wabunge basi watakuwa wa chama kinachoanzia na C na Kuishia na M eeeh?
    :yo:
     
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    Mtui albert New Member

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    Nimeipenda
     
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    Achahasira JF-Expert Member

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    haha hasira zangu zote zimeishia hapa. Dahh kweli we ludoKING
     
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    Alexism JF-Expert Member

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    Umenipa karibu ya ukweli mkuu,mate yamekauka.
     
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    Endangered JF-Expert Member

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    ludoking, mkuu umenimaliza kwisha! Sasa hao wabunge walikuwa wanachezea kamari au? Maana mpaka wamejificha porini kuna jambo. Ona sasa, maskini jamaa wa watu!
     
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  10. kweyamba

    kweyamba Member

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    nyc, lol.........
    Unfairly fair......
     
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    ngulinho JF-Expert Member

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    ha ha ha ha ha h ah
     
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    ze encyclopedia JF-Expert Member

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    dah, ya ukweli hii mkuu...
     
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    kibuni New Member

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    aaaaah ooooooh iyo kweli kali,aishiiiii we mkali mzeya!
     
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    kibuni New Member

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    pigia mstari
     
  15. SALOK

    SALOK JF-Expert Member

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    katika hivi unakikusudia kipi? cdm & ccm
     
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    suri JF-Expert Member

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    yeah,sound good kwakweli
     
  17. Mkubwa Jalala

    Mkubwa Jalala Senior Member

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    kwiiiikwikwi. hii ni zaidi ya kichekesho.
     
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    MatikaC JF-Expert Member

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    hahahahahah......
     
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    princess enny JF-Expert Member

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    ha hah ha duh! Hyo ni zaidi ya kali!
     
  20. Kilahunja

    Kilahunja JF-Expert Member

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    kwakwakwa
     
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