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Madaktari bingwa mchina, mjerumani na mbongo

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    Sniper JF-Expert Member

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    [h=6]Walikaa madaktari bingwa kati ya China,Ujerumani na Tanzania wakipeana taarifa kuhusu utendaji wao wa kazi nchini mwao;
    MCHINA; ''Nchini mwetu alizaliwa mtoto hana mkono,akawekewa wa bandia ss hv ni mcheza karate.
    MJERUMANI; Hiyo mbona ni cha mdoli nchini kwetu alizaliwa mtoto wa kike hana miguu yote miwili,akawekewa miguu ya bandia na ss hv ni mkimbiaji wa marathon na ana medali 3 za dhahabu.
    M'BONGO; Akasimama na kucheka kwa dharau akasema ''Nchini kwetu alizaliwa mtoto hana kichwa hapo Bagamoyo,tukamuwekea nazi na ss hv ni rais wa nchi.
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    Giroy Member

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    Kwanini imekuwa bagamoyo? Na isiwe tanga au mtwara
     
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