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Macho manne....

Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by nelly nely, Mar 5, 2012.

  1. nelly nely

    nelly nely JF-Expert Member

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    Jamaa alikuwa ana matatizo ya macho,alipoenda hospital alipewa miwani iliyomfanya aone vitu viwili viwili.Siku 1 alienda baa na mkewe,...baada ya muda jamaa aliamka kwenda toilet.Aliporudi suruali yake ilikuwa imelowa sana kwa mbele!mkewe akasema kwa hasira "mme wangu unaniaibisha,kwa nini umejikojolea?",jamaa kwa upole akajibu,"wife,nilipofungua zipu na kuanza kukojoa niliona MBILI zikitoa mkojo,hivyo nikaamua kuirudisha moja ndani ya suruali!
     
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    SI unit JF-Expert Member

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    Hii kali!
     
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    SI unit JF-Expert Member

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    PART 2
    Assume ingekua ni mwanamke ana tatizo then apewe miwani ya kukuza. Wakati wa tendo ndoa akivaa hiyo miwani lazima ataikimbia nyumba maana lazima ataona "mashine" ya mzee imerefuka kama "nyoka"..lol
     
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    Nyuki baby Member

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    Asantee duu!!
     
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    Analogia Malenga JF-Expert Member

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    aminia
     
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    THK DJAYZZ JF-Expert Member

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    Network Connected !
     
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    Jaguar JF-Expert Member

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    ya,amanaya!
     
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    Kabakabana JF-Expert Member

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    Hahahahaha karudisha ndani feki
     
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    Aaron JF-Expert Member

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    kurudisha ile orginal ndo maana kajikojolea..
     
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    nelly nely JF-Expert Member

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    tehe tehe
     
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    Mashroud Member

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    Ukimpa chupa 1 ya pombe, atalipia chup 2. Coz ameona 2.
     
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    Sifuri kamili Member

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    Heheheeeeeeeeeee
     
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    DAWA YA SIKIO JF-Expert Member

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    Tehe! Hii miwani inapatikana wapi?!
    Inamfaa babu yangu "mkoloni "!
     
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    nelly nely JF-Expert Member

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    inapatikana nzuguni,chunyu......hata dodoma mjini
     
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