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Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by Zanta, Jul 4, 2012.

  1. Zanta

    Zanta JF-Expert Member

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    Teacher: Ok class, let’s show the principal & our guests how much

    we've learnt so far this year! Let’s do comparisons…So I say small,
    you say small, smaller, smallest..
    [students nod]

    Teacher: Big
    Class:”Big, Bigger, Biggest..”
    Teacher:”clean..”
    Class:”clean, cleaner, cleanest..
    Teacher:”tall….
    Class:”tall, taller, tallest….
    Teacher[smiles]:”very good!!
    Class:”very good, very gooder, very goodest..
    Teacher:”oh gosh..”
    Class: oh gosh, oh gosher, oh goshest!!!
    Teacher:”stop it now”
    Class:”stop it now…stop it nower…stop it nowest!!
    Teacher:”oh please..”
    Class:”oh please, oh pleaser…O’ pleasest..”
    Teacher:”Look at me..!!
    Class:”look at me, look at me-er, look at me-est..
    Teacher:”what a disgrace!
    Class:”what a disgrace, what a disgracer, what a disgrace-st.
     
  2. Zanta

    Zanta JF-Expert Member

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    Ndo watoto wetu wa Shule za Kanumba hawa!
     
  3. Emma.

    Emma. JF-Expert Member

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    Ha ha ha kanumba hakuwa na shule
     
  4. BAGAH

    BAGAH JF-Expert Member

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    mnamsema marehemu, na vitu vya uongo wajameni...
    acheni kumsingizia bana.
     
  5. WAHEED SUDAY

    WAHEED SUDAY JF-Expert Member

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    Hapa ukiwa wewe ndo mwalimu inakubidi utulie tu ama uondoke zako kimyakimya
     
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    dudupori JF-Expert Member

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    Bad, badder, badest! Si nimepatia jaman? Teh teh teh!!
     
  7. Kimey

    Kimey JF-Expert Member

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    hahahahahaha aiseee hiii kali nimecheka sana
     
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    bob68 Member

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    Point of collection si Kanumba ni Kayumba,ila hiyo ni noma duuhhh nalala nikiwa nachekaa ningepiga bakora hao mpaka wajute hahahaa.....
     
  9. Zanta

    Zanta JF-Expert Member

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    Kayumba mkuu, sio Kanumba Thanx
     
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    Walter Mollel Member

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    point of correction,siyo collection ni correction
     
  11. Preta

    Preta JF-Expert Member

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    point of correction....siyo collection....ni correction.....
     
  12. salito

    salito JF-Expert Member

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    umetisha ....
     
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    Nyakawaga Member

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    labda amekosea jamani,labda alitaka kusema kayumba
     
  14. ngulinho

    ngulinho JF-Expert Member

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    :bolt:he he he he he he he:bolt:
     
  15. Babkey

    Babkey JF-Expert Member

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    ....hahaaaaaaaahaaaaaahiiiiiiiiihuuuuuuuuuu!!!
     
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    Mahmoud Qaasim JF-Expert Member

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    Hajayumba kakosea kabisa, we unasema Kayumba wakati kakosea hala si kuyumba huko.
    Yaani hamueleweki hata mseme nini, kuyumba ni kuyumba tu, na kuterereka si kutetereka, lazima muelewe tofauti zake na tafauti.
     
  17. Ruttashobolwa

    Ruttashobolwa JF-Expert Member

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    Aaaaaaaaaaaah
     
  18. Lord K

    Lord K JF-Expert Member

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    hapo kwenye red sasa!!!
     
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