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Laughter series: Original Kikuyu.....!

Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by Kwetunikwetu, Sep 24, 2009.

  1. Kwetunikwetu

    Kwetunikwetu JF-Expert Member

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    There was once a Kikuyu man called Mwangi who was involved in a car accident. At the hospital, when he awoke, he called for the nurse to tell him what had happened to him.

    "I'm very sorry, sir, but you were involved in a very bad car crash".
    "Car crash! My MB M W! My MB M! is my car all right?"he asked hysterically.

    "Sir, your car was destroyed, but that is the least of your worries you lost your left arm in the crash, and we were unable to save it he said apologetically.

    "I rost my arm? My Rorex! My Rorex!"
    "Sir, please calm down. That is the least of your worries. You are in a very critical condition, but all your family is here to see you".

    He asked for his family to be called in. As they gathered around the bed, he called for each of them by name.

    "Wairimu, are you here?" "I am here husband, and I will never leave you"
    "Kamau, are you here?" "I am here father, and I will never leave you."
    "Wanjiku, are you here?" "I am here father, and I will never leave you."

    "So, if you are all here who is at the shop???"
     
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