Ladies only - Win a date with Ngabu

Nyani Ngabu said:
Mmhhh....Mwanakijiji bana...kwa hiyo ukaibania kwa makusudi.....Lol......haya bana
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Yaani, Mimi nilifikiri umepata msg ukanitolea nje, maana katika mazungumzo na mkj alisema unataka picture na nikamtumia na hiyo ilikuwa mwaka jana mwanzoni, sikujua kumbe naye alikuwa na interest zake. Hamna wa kumuamini dunia ya leo na natumaini usingeweka hili bandiko
maana huko visiwani tungekuwa tumeshavinjari siku nyingi labda kwenda tu kukumbushia. Asalaleeee mwanakijiji - sijui utakuja kwa shairi gani maana hujambo. Alianza mara ngabu sikuhizi kabanwa na cup ............ lol.
 
Bi. Senti 50 said:
Yaani, Mimi nilifikiri umepata msg ukanitolea nje, maana katika mazungumzo na mkj alisema unataka picture na nikamtumia na hiyo ilikuwa mwaka jana mwanzoni, sikujua kumbe naye alikuwa na interest zake. Hamna wa kumuamini dunia ya leo na natumaini usingeweka hili bandiko
maana huko visiwani tungekuwa tumeshavinjari siku nyingi labda kwenda tu kukumbushia. Asalaleeee mwanakijiji - sijui utakuja kwa shairi gani maana hujambo. Alianza mara ngabu sikuhizi kabanwa na cup ............ lol.
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Ahahahahahaaa....loh! Anways, hakijaharibika kitu. Njoo basi kweny PM tuongee...

Na damn Mwanakijiji...lol
 
Mimi sikujishindia date na NN kwa sasa nilikuwa Over qualified!

Vigezo vyote nilivipita kwa speed ya upopo...... Nilichokipita kidogo ni cha urefu tu! Since I stand at 5-5

NN nyanyua vigezo or else tutaona shindano ni la first division na sio premier league
 
Gaijin said:
Mimi sikujishindia date na NN kwa sasa nilikuwa Over qualified!

Vigezo vyote nilivipita kwa speed ya upopo...... Nilichokipita kidogo ni cha urefu tu! Since I stand at 5-5

NN nyanyua vigezo or else tutaona shindano ni la first division na sio premier league
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Ulikuwa over qualified kivipi? What was your GPA? Did you make the dean's list even once? Are cum laude, magna cum laude, or summa cum laude?

Unaongea Kiswahili sanifu na fasaha?
 
Gender Sensitive said:
Halo halo halo.I wish kama ningekuwa mdada ningeshiriki kwenye hili shindano..Shindano linahusu nini?likoje?
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Hivi wewe ni mwanaume, mwanamke au bwabwa!? Maana hueleweki kabisa. Uliwahi kuandika kwamba umempenda mtu ambaye hujawahi kumtia machoni na hujuia kama AMEOA ana mchumba au la. Sasa hebu tuambie wewe ni jinsia gani hasa au ni tapeli tu? Mara mwanamke mara mwanaume kiasi ambacho unachanganya watu. Jinsia yako ni ipi hasa?
 
Nyani Ngabu said:
Baadhi ya sifa nmezitaja hapo juu na naongeza nyingine hapa.

Wanatakiwa wawe na

-Uwezo mzuri wa kujieleza
-Kujua kuandika bila makosa ya herufi
-Wajue kuzungumza Kiswahili fasaha na sanifu (Kiingereza kitafikiriwa pia)
-Wawe wenye upendo, ucheshi, na msingi mzuri wa maadili
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mmh aya makubwa tena........sasa mshindi atapatiwa nini?
mambo ya GPA imekua naniii kwan?
kwan we bado unapima uelewa na akili za mtu kwa GPA?
izo mambo za nyirabu na kamata na dr bana ebu achana nazo .mtu apimwi kwa GPA bwana...........
afta lo i want to know ili shindano ni lanini asa?
b4 sijatuma maombi na GPA yangu ya 1.7:eyeroll2:
 
Rose1980 said:
mmh aya makubwa tena........sasa mshindi atapatiwa nini?
mambo ya GPA imekua naniii kwan?
kwan we bado unapima uelewa na akili za mtu kwa GPA?
izo mambo za nyirabu na kamata na dr bana ebu achana nazo .mtu apimwi kwa GPA bwana...........
afta lo i want to know ili shindano ni lanini asa?
b4 sijatuma maombi na GPA yangu ya 1.7:eyeroll2:
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Huna sifa tayari............Kaa pembeni...
 
Nyani Ngabu said:
Ulikuwa over qualified kivipi? What was your GPA? Did you make the dean's list even once? Are cum laude, magna cum laude, or summa cum laude?

Unaongea Kiswahili sanifu na fasaha?
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NN manake sijui hata nianze wapi ....lol......lakini acha nijaribu ;)

wewe ulitaja mtu kuzungumza kiswahili tu kwa ufasaha na kiingereza ...........mie nazungumza kiswahili, kiingereza na two more languages kwa ufasaha!
imebidi niseme viwango vyango vilikuwa chini mno kwa kuwa najua akina dada wengi wa JF wana qualities za kufa mtu ;) (hapo hatujaingia katika sifa nyengine superficial).
ushauri NN: ni bora kutokuweka viwango kabisa kuliko kuweka viwango vya chini namna hii. linaweza kuchukuliwa kuwa ni tusi kwa walengwa :p
 
Nyani Ngabu said:
Ulikuwa over qualified kivipi? What was your GPA? Did you make the dean's list even once? Are cum laude, magna cum laude, or summa cum laude?

Unaongea Kiswahili sanifu na fasaha?
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Ngabu U r so full of yourself.. LOL she will have to bring her certificate as well.. is it a date or a job interview? talking about a date I thought u need to adopt humor to deflect personal question. If u r bombarding them with those questions, (which of course gonna put them on the defensive), I doubt any woman would wanna date you. Women prefer smooth, easygoing conversation to be honest...

In fact I would love to see if you can win a date with Gaijin ....
 
Noname said:
Ngabu U r so full of yourself.. LOL she will have to bring her certificate as well.. is it a date or a job interview? talking about a date I thought u need to adopt humor to deflect personal question. If u r bombarding them with those questions, (which of course gonna put them on the defensive), I doubt any woman would wanna date you. Women prefer smooth, easygoing conversation to be honest...

In fact I would love to see if you can win a date with Gaijin ....
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humjui NN eeeh Noname...
 
bht said:
hahaaa leo utavaa ile boshori afu umkunjie ngumi kamanda fazal hahaaa lol!!!

'chako ni chako' man.......shemeji yangu simjui ila namfahamu!!!!
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Kakague! Kale kakitu ketu leo kamekubali bana!

BTW hebu nipe tofauti ya kumjua na kumfahamu mtu.
 
noname naona unanichuuza

but Kaizer u have piqued my curiosity .............
 
Chrispin said:
Kakague! Kale kakitu ketu leo kamekubali bana!

BTW hebu nipe tofauti ya kumjua na kumfahamu mtu.
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hahaaa finally u did justice to my useful post oooh!!!

kujuana ni kama WEWE na MA MATESHA
kufahamiana mimi na my SM bwana NN!!!

USHANIFAHAMU MPAAK HAPO? AU UNAHITAJI UBAO NA CHAKI..........
 
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