Kwa wanawake tu! Mwanaume ukiingia roho itakuchomoka!!! Shauri Yako...

[Coke Zero]

Tatizo wasomi wamezidisha masturbation

 

[kijana Mpole 01]

i think i need to sleep its late gud night!!

 

[Steph Curry]

umeonaa eeeh",hawa wanajishaua humu dakika tano nyingi kashaachia....sasa kama sikufika unataka nikusifie au nikae na ww kwa lipi kwa mfano?!..
penzi la muhuni wa kitaa ndo lenyewe...kwanza wanaona kama chance kubwa sana na inaweza isitokee tena ivo anaisugua mpaka unahisi kuita kikosi cha fire huo moto wake... akizama sasa yaan mpaka kieleweke...sio hii mijitu humu kama bata

hahahahahahahaha aiseee...

 

[lara 1]

Mi manager we nunga nyembe, umeniudh imebid nikwambie ukwel, na najua hutoamin bt haitabadili ukwel...ni kijana na tyr ni manager na usomi wangu ndo umeniwezesha kuachive haya ktk umri mdogo so tafuta point nyingine na i know i can get any girl i want
tea manager ktk kampun kubwa tu nkitaja salary utanfata PM buree we nunga nyembe?
shiiit:angry::angry:
usiendeshwe kwa hisia kutoa hoja na usidharau watu sbb tuko jamiiforum umu ni leisure tu

HAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAA! Tena ma meneja ndo mishuzi yenu inanuka kichiziiii,na hivi mnashindi mi pizaaa, peparoni sijui egg chopp! Weeeeeeee! Balaaaaaaaaaa! Kama kitu kimeozaaaaaaa:lol::lol::lol::lol::lol:..

 

[lara 1]

Tatizo wasomi wamezidisha masturbation

Umeonaaaaaaaa! Haya wamalizeni wenyweeee.

 

[Steph Curry]

Mi manager we nunga nyembe, umeniudh imebid nikwambie ukwel, na najua hutoamin bt haitabadili ukwel...ni kijana na tyr ni manager na usomi wangu ndo umeniwezesha kuachive haya ktk umri mdogo so tafuta point nyingine na i know i can get any girl i want
tea manager ktk kampun kubwa tu nkitaja salary utanfata PM buree we nunga nyembe?
shiiit:angry::angry:
usiendeshwe kwa hisia kutoa hoja na usidharau watu sbb tuko jamiiforum umu ni leisure tu

Yani na wewe kabisa unabishana na lara 1 ukimwona anatema povu hivi jua kuna wake anayemfikishia ujumbe hapa..

 

[chuma cha reli]

Hahahahaa! Wanaachwa ndio si baada ya KUUZA MECHI SASA tena wanapiga peku peku mpaka mimba inaingia na wanadindaaa sitoi nazaa. Sasa unawauliza shogaaa mbona umeruka mkojo umenda kukanyaga mavi? Ndo hapoooooooooooo! Unaposikia mwendo wa chubwiiiii, moja, chubwiiii mbili, chubwiiiiiiiiii, tatu kama pushapu kiuno ndani, kiuno nje! Hahahaaaaaaaaaaa! Wananume leo mtaninyonya damu:lol:.

Mtu anakwambia nimevumilia weee, minyege ikanizidi ikabidi nikajipooze. Akae na hela zake.

Na hata asipoachika, unakuta anafanya kazi mara 2, kuchuna huku, kuhonga huku anaposuguliwa bara baraaaa:lol:. Pale kwa wakusoma anatoa shooo tu, ana fake orgasam akaoge zake. Ila akikutana na watwana wenyewe ni show ya kibabeeee. Nguo anavua mlangoni!:lol:

Ni tabia tu...maana ile kitu kama mpira au ulimbo wa kutegea ndege

Ndio kuna watu ni wazee wa kusakafia tu mpaka demu anachoka...

Icho unachosema kwa bongo bado labda 50 yrs inayokuja.
This is always happening in Hollywood movies....in Africa sex is not for women coz mwanamke ni chombo cha starehe...

 

[lara 1]

Ni tabia tu...maana ile kitu kama mpira au ulimbo wa kutegea ndege

Ndio kuna watu ni wazee wa kusakafia tu mpaka demu anachoka...

Icho unachosema kwa bongo bado labda 50 yrs inayokuja.
This is always happening in Hollywood movies....in Africa sex is not for women coz mwanamke ni chombo cha starehe...

Jipeni moyo. Mkiwazia 50yrs huku wanawake tunapiga vyombo kama kawaida!:lol:

 

[die hard]

duh!!!

 

[komeka]

Hahahahaaaaaaaaaaaa! Kumbe mnaelewaaa eeeh kuwa ule ni wajibu sio kuburuza mambo? Ndugu yangu mtuanakata mauno kama paka alieninginizwa UNAANZIA WAPI KUSIMAMIA SHOW EEH?<img src="/images/styles/JamiiForums/smilies/lol.gif" border="0" alt="" title="Lol" smilieid="219" class="inlineimg"><br>
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Mtu kasikia kitandani watu wanakata mauno basi ndo kuleta mauno ya CHAMUKWAREEE, NA NDOMBOLOOO KWENYE SHUGHULIII!!!!!!!!!1 Khaaaaaaaaaaa! Tobaaaaaaaaaaaa! Umkute kaka angu mie Mchaga origino utafurahi na roho yako. Mauno hayana ushirikiano na dushe, mradi kasi watu wanakatika na yeye pachu pachu pachuuu, hata kuingi bado mauno yapo kazini. Unabakia kumkodolea mijicho tuuu!

Jifanye kusimamia show sasa uione habari yake. Utasikia mbona unanikwepaaa? Nakuwa sikupatii kabisaa acha fujoooo
WANAUME MNGEJUA TUNAVO WAJADILI VIJIWENI MWETU MNGEJIONA HAMJAVAA NGUO KABISAAA!

demu km wewe inabidi mtu azame uvinza mpk utoe machozi ya kulilia dushe then baada ya hpo usimamie show itayokufanya urudi kati mara 4 labda hpo kutakuwa na matokeo chanya pungufu ya hivo hpo kiporo kinahusika

 

[chuma cha reli]

Jipeni moyo. Mkiwazia 50yrs huku wanawake tunapiga vyombo kama kawaida!:lol:

The problem is wanawake ndio mnaliaga....
Siku zote mnafundishwa kumlidhisha mwanaume na mbona wanaume ndio wanaongoza kwa michepuko..

Kupiga vyombo ilo sasa ni tatizo lako mie kazi yangu nataka starehe tu nipige mbupu kwa staili zote kianzia miuno kusakafia mpaka kupepesa

 

[lara 1]

demu km wewe inabidi mtu azame uvinza mpk utoe machozi ya kulilia dushe then baada ya hpo usimamie show itayokufanya urudi kati mara 4 labda hpo kutakuwa na matokeo chanya pungufu ya hivo hpo kiporo kinahusika

KILL THE MESSENGER ALL YOU WANT BUT THE MESSAGE STAYS!!!!!!!!!:lol:. Kunishusha mimi hakuwezi kukupadisha wewe haa siku moja! Mimi na wewe ni mutually exclusive events! GOOD LACK kwenye kuchemkaaa!

 

[9mm]

I love you Lara 1,umeongea fact kabisa,wanawake wengi wanatembea na NGUNGA zao kwa kupenda pay matokeo yake akizidiwa anakuwa km chizi,atatoa mbwa mpaka akili ikae sawa

 

[M CM]

lara 1 we shidaaa natamani nijue ladha yako ikoje

 

[Kaboom]

Wanawake wasomi nao majanga tu..wanaleta degree zao hadi faragha..anajiona msomi kiasi kwamba baadhi ya vitu sio kwa ajili yake..ukimwambia kaa hivi ohh siwezi,fanya hivi ohhh kinyaa,geuka hivi nimechoka yani tafrani tupu

 

[Ty_Vigilante]

lara 1 we shidaaa natamani nijue ladha yako ikoje

Oooooouuuhhh yeeeaahhh...! txt delivered to lara 1 but....non responce,im just a messenger

 

[uttoh2002]

Dada Iara Huyu anajipa Moyo! Ukiona ujuea naye ndo wale wale wa sekunde 32 mpaka dakika 2? Africa sio sex maana Ake nini?

Ni tabia tu...maana ile kitu kama mpira au ulimbo wa kutegea ndege

Ndio kuna watu ni wazee wa kusakafia tu mpaka demu anachoka...

Icho unachosema kwa bongo bado labda 50 yrs inayokuja.
This is always happening in Hollywood movies....in Africa sex is not for women coz mwanamke ni chombo cha starehe...

 

[sexologist]

Mi manager we nunga nyembe, umeniudh imebid nikwambie ukwel, na najua hutoamin bt haitabadili ukwel...ni kijana na tyr ni manager na usomi wangu ndo umeniwezesha kuachive haya ktk umri mdogo so tafuta point nyingine na i know i can get any girl i want
tea manager ktk kampun kubwa tu nkitaja salary utanfata PM buree we nunga nyembe?
shiiit:angry::angry:
usiendeshwe kwa hisia kutoa hoja na usidharau watu sbb tuko jamiiforum umu ni leisure tu

hahaha bro umepaniki sana.. In jf we just do and post funny things tho some educative.. Its anonymous people here.. Sasa ukijipa presha na kushusha vyeo vyao utaumbuka ukigundua kuna wanaomiliki kampuni zao zenye hundred million monthly turn over.. Kuwa mpole tu, soma changia cheka pita.. No stress.. Lara 1 is always funny and she is real at other side.. Dont urge with a gal u will end up embarassed.. Umenielewa meneja???

 

[jembe afrika]

Hiiiiiiiiiiiii! Usiniambie ulijua ni DUMEEEEEE???????????????:shocked::shocked::shocked::shocked: Makubwaaaaaaaa!

Maana thread zako mmmmmmh

 

[HAMY-D]

HAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAA! Naona unatoa tamko kabisaa kwenye chama chenu cha WAKUSOMA:lol:. Wanaowataka nyie wanataka wawachunee
e tu, wanakuwa wanawaibiaaa, nyie mnahudumia afu wenzenu wanapiga miti bureeeeeeeee! Haki kweli hio?

Afu mju inabosa sanaaa, mdada unakutana na mkaka, unampeeeeeeeeeenda, anakuingia rohoni, unaweka show ya kufa mtu uonekane wife material, unajiongezaa, unajiadabishaaaa, hufanyi pupaa, unatumia mda wako kibaoooooo kujiandaa na uzinduzi. Kuja kushtukaaa ni CHUBWIIIII UNTD! Mxiuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu! Kaka mzuriii, n shule yake, na future yake namna gani tenaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa pale! Unasema labda kitete cha mechi ya kwanza unampa remach! Yale yale ya chatu alie vimbiwa, kajisonta juu, kajisonta chiniii. Unasemea haki mimi nina gundu si utani, nimelogwa ama nimetupiwa mikosi si buree,. Huyu chatu nampeleka wapi sasa. NI DEAL BREAKER NA HEART BREAKER KICHIZI.

Kuna kitu kimewekwa very clear na wachangiaji humu kwamba, kawaida ya sisi wanaume wa kiafrika hasa tuliosoma tunachukulia wanawake kama chombo cha starehe tu.

Sasa kama kuna hao wanawake ambao wao wanapenda njemba zinazosimamia kucha hadi kuwaridhisha na wapo tayari kuacha mtu mwenye future nzuri kwa ajili ya sababu hiyo, then we let them! It's a free world! Ila naamini unajua baada ya miaka michache tu mdada wa aina hiyo atakongoroka vibaya kutokana na kukosa matunzo na side B ya huyo mwanaume itaanza kureveal - wanaume hatujui kuvumilia wanawake waliochoka hivyo ikitokea amechuja tu cheating it is!

Je, kwa maelezo hayo, ni bora kuvumulia mwanaume wa Chubwi Utd na kufanya maisha au kufuata yule akuridhishae ambae normally mahusiano uwa haya last for long and usually it turns bad for girls during the break up?