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Kumbe huendi kariakoo

Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by Viol, Jul 7, 2012.

  1. Viol

    Viol JF-Expert Member

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    Kuna mlevi mmoja alipanda dala dala akaenda kukaa seat 1 na mlokole..yule mlokole akamwambia mlevi,kaka unaenda motoni..yule mlevi akajibu ahh konda kumbe hauendi kariakoo?nishushe basi
     
  2. Viol

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    Mlevi 1: Aise mwenzio jana niliota niko Marekani
    Mlevi 2: Mi niliota niko kwenye nyumba nzuri kila chumba kina pombe nililewa sana.
    Mlevi 1: Una roho mbaya kwanini hukunitafuta?
    Mlevi 2: Nilikuja mpaka kwenu, mkeo akanambia umeenda Marekani
     
  3. Viol

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    Wanafunzi wa shule flani waliambiwa watengeneze
    t.v kwa kutumia mabox!
    Siku ya kuleta hizo t.v wanafunzi wote wakaleta
    mabox yao,kasoro dogo mmoja sharobaro alieleta
    karatasi kubwaaaa
    Mwalimu akamuuliza "We vipi mbona umeleta
    karatasi?"
    Dogo akamjibu "Hii ni plasma flat screen".
     
  4. Kibwebwe

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    hii ni kali mkuu
     
  5. Viol

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    Dogo creative
     
  6. princess enny

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    Du,kweli hao jamaa walikuwa bwax!!!!
     
  9. Viol

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    si unajua pombe zikikolea ni noma
     
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    JULIUS MBIAJI Member

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    Axante zaidi.
     
  12. Viol

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    pamoja mkuu
     
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    he he he heh e he ngoja kidogo......
     
  14. Viol

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    una lakuongeza?
     
  15. Ruttashobolwa

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    Pombe ni mbaya!
     
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