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Kuchinja kuku wa kienyeji: kisu kisinolewe/kinolewe?...na kinolewe wakati gani?

Discussion in 'Mahusiano, mapenzi, urafiki' started by Akili Kichwani, Mar 8, 2010.

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    Akili Kichwani JF-Expert Member

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    Wapendwa kama mjuavyo, hatimaye majuzi nilimkamata yule kuku niliyekuwa nikimkimbiza kwa ajili ya kumfanya kitoweo na sasa yuko mikononi mwangu hapa. kuku mwenyewe nikimgeuza huku na huko namwona kanona kila idara. Lakini ishu iko kwenye kisu cha kuchinjia!

    hiki kisu changu ni butu kwani huko nyuma kimechinja kuku wengi sana hivyo kinahitaji kunolewa kwa ajili ya huyu kuku kwani naona amenona sana. Sasa ninatatizwa na kitu kimoja hapa:

    1. Ninoe kisu nikiwa nimemshikilia?au ataniponyoka na kukimbia tena? manake namwona bado ana nguvu za kukimbia.......
    2. Nitafute kwanza kamba nimfunge ndo nikanoe kisu? Si nitachelewa kula jamani na njaa yote hii na kuku mwenyewe kanona hivi?
    3. Nimchinje hivyohiivyo na kisu butu? Si nitamuumiza jamani na kumuongezea mateso tu kwa kumcheleweshea .......? watetezi wa haki za wanyama wataniacha kweli?

    Sasa naomba ushauri wenu bandugu, nifanyeje?
     
  2. Soulbrother

    Soulbrother JF-Expert Member

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    Kuna wataalamu wapo tayari kuchinja 24/7. Ukiendelea kupoteza muda na kujingata ngata, utapata kuku kashachinjwa akiwa bado mikononi mwako. utabadi kula tu
     
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    M-bongotz JF-Expert Member

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    Mtafutie pingu kama ile ya Jerry Muro umfunge.
     
  4. Chimunguru

    Chimunguru JF-Expert Member

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    Baba Chinja fasta kuna watu wana visu washanoa wanatembea navyo, tena vinakata pande zote mbili ohooooo
     
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    Ndibalema JF-Expert Member

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    Weee! usijaribu kwani ukianza kukinoa na yale makali yakianza kuonekana
    ni lazima atafuta upenyo wa kukimbia na hutomkamaata teena.
     
  6. Kiranja Mkuu

    Kiranja Mkuu JF-Expert Member

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    Kisu changu kiko shapu ile mbaya..
    Uko wapi nije kukusaidia kuchinja?
     
  7. Sajenti

    Sajenti JF-Expert Member

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    " Kama kisu kiko butu...unaweza kumnyonga tu" vyaliwa tu ati!
     
  8. Edson

    Edson JF-Expert Member

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    shika kisu chako kule kwenye ncha yake, fanana kama unakivuta toka kwenye ala yake, chinja hivyo hivyo ila angalia maana chaweza kuwa na kutu halafu ukasababisha tetenasi bure.
     
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    Zion Daughter JF-Expert Member

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    Na wewe una mambo weye! haya yetu macho,utakapokosa vyote.
     
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    FirstLady1 JF-Expert Member

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    Lakini huyu kuku mwenyewe si yuko hapa ndani au ?? ..teteteteh..mfunge kamba tayari kwa kunoa kisu ukimaliza kunoa kisu endelea kwa raha zako ...ukitumia kisu butu AK shauri yako ..
     
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    Tall JF-Expert Member

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    Hapo akili kichwani mwako, lakini kumbuka, mambo kama, Kibudu,mwenye pupa hadiriki kula tamu.Thamini haki na uhai wa wengine,usichotaka kutendewa usimtendee mwingine.Hayo yakuongoze katika uamuzi wako,aidha awepo humu au kwenye banda la kuku.
     
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    urassa Member

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    Kiongozi, funga kamba kwa maneno mazuri ukavae salama Kondom upate kuchinja vizuri kuku asiumie na wala wewe usiumie
     
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    AK-47 kunani shem?? lete nikushikie ukimaliza kunoa kisu ntakupa kuku wako......
     
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    Mokoyo JF-Expert Member

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    Huyu ni KUKU gani wajameni?
    Mbona nahisi hili ni fumbo mezani
    Kwanini mikononi na sio zizini?
    Swali nauliza huyu KUKU gani?

    Kidosho au mtetea?
    Kimwana au jogoo?
    Wa kisasa au kienyeji?
    Swali nauliza huyu KUKU gani?

    Mate yanakutoka au yanamwagika?
    Kama kula peremende au kisusio?
    Mikono umenawa, mezani umekaa
    Swali nauliza huyu KUKU gani?
     
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    Pearl JF-Expert Member

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    mmmmh kazi hipo leo,mkamateni huyo kuku achinjwe nyama tule wote,kwann akuponyoke?noa kisu kwanza then mkamate,si unajua mkulima hawezi kwenda shamba bila jembe?
     
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    Zion Daughter JF-Expert Member

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    Mimi nilivyoelewa kuku ndio wewe LULU.au unataka kujila mwenyewe?
     
  17. Regia Mtema

    Regia Mtema R I P

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    Duu hongera mkuu kwa kumkamata kuku wako..Unasema kisu chako ni butu kwa kuwa kilichinja kuku wengi huko nyuma,mimi nadhani kwa sasa kisu ndio kikali zaidi kwa kuwa kimechinja kuku wengi,umemsahau Darwin na law of use nad disuse?
     
  18. The Farmer

    The Farmer JF-Expert Member

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    Sauri yako we leta zako hizo za kutaka kunoa kisu, atakuponyoka. Na akikukimbia ndio humkamati tena, chinja faster na hicho kisu chako butu.
     
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    Soulbrother JF-Expert Member

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    Hili hapa sio fumbo bali lugha ya mtaani
    anazungumzia matumbo, usilichukulie maanani
    ni kuku mwenye umbo, haenei kwenye sahani
    nakujibu swali, huyu ni kuku mwenye umbo

    kidosho wala mtetea, sio jibu la kutoa
    usije ukamendea, mtama ukautoa
    sio uchoyo natetea, hapa tushakutoa
    nakujibu swali, huyu ni kuku mwenye umbo

    mate yasikotoke, na tafadhali usiyamwage
    kwenye mada hii utoke, nakuomba utuage
    nenda kaokoke tuachie tumukarange
    nakujibu swali, huyu ni kuku mwenye umbo
     
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    Mokoyo JF-Expert Member

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    Jibu laanza kutoka ingawa kwa machale
    Je a ni kweli LULU ndie KUKU?
    Charity KUKU kujila mwenye?
    Au LULU kujila mwenyewe?
    Swali adimu kwenye kinza cha ndimu
     
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