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Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by SMU, Jul 24, 2009.

  1. SMU

    SMU JF-Expert Member

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    Can you tell me the part of the human body that, under the right conditions, expands to six times it's normal size, and state the conditions.
     
  2. Kiruke cha Ibwe

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    The womb, when the baby inside is full grown!!!!!!!!!!!!!
     
  3. SMU

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    Nope. The womb can expand more than six times! Try again boy!
     
  4. Mnhenwa Ndege

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    The "pupil in the eye" six expands six times its original size when it encounters darkness.
     
  5. SMU

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    You must be an angel:)!

    See below what happened in a classroom one day:

    Mr. Baldwin, the biology teacher called on Mary, "Can you tell me the part of the body that, under the right conditions, expands to six times it's normal size, and state the conditions."

    Mary gasped and said in a huff, "Why, Mr.Baldwin" That is an inappropriate question and my parents are going to hear of it when I get home!"

    She sat down, red-faced."

    Susan, can you tell me the answer?" asked Mr. Baldwin."

    The pupil of the eye, under dark conditions," said Susan."

    Correct, said Mr Baldwin

    Now Mary, I have three things to say to you.

    First, you have not studied your lesson.

    Second, you have a dirty mind.

    And third, you are going to be disappointed someday!"
     
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    ......And third, you are going to be disappointed someday!"[/QUOTE]

    Yes she will be teribbly dissapointed if she thought it will increase six times hehehe.
     
  7. Raia Fulani

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    binti anawaza kungonoka tu! kaaz kwel kwel
     
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