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kidole tu!

Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by sugi, Jun 7, 2011.

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    sugi JF-Expert Member

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    kuna ajali moja ilitokea,majuruhi mmoja alionekana akilia saaaana,huku akiruka ruka kwa maumivu!
    Mzee mmoja akamfuata na kumuuliza kulikoni?
    Kijana huku akizidi kulia,alimuonesha mzee sehemu ambapo kilikuwepo kidole chake!
    Mzee alimuhurumia sana na kumwambia:
    "pole sana kijana utapona tu,jikaze usilie namna hiyo utakuwa unakufuru,yaani kidole tu unalia hivyo?,si unamuona mwenzio pale ye kakatika shingo lakini katulia tuliii,jikaze mjukuu wangu"
     
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    Ikunda JF-Expert Member

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    mmm:confused2:
     
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    very:confused2:
     
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    itnojec JF-Expert Member

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    hatari,:majani7:
     
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    Huyo mzee ana akili za wahudumu wa mortuary!
     
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    sugi JF-Expert Member

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    keshaoza ubongo huyo
     
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    Rweye JF-Expert Member

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    Atakuwa mdogo wake Chiligati
     
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    serio JF-Expert Member

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    daah, this seems to be a sleeping pill, nitarudi nikitaka kulala..
     
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    :madgrin::madgrin::madgrin:
     
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    Ramso11 Member

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    Huyo mzee akafanyiwe uperation ya akili kuna screw imelegea.
     
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    teh teh,mzee amekunywa a glass of stupid and a slice of more stupid before leaving home!
     
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    Leonard Robert JF-Expert Member

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    akiri ya mzee kwishnea
     
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    MASOKO Member

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    mzee kajidatia
     
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    chapaa JF-Expert Member

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    Mtu akizeeka akili inarudi utoto so haina kushangaa
     
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