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Kasuku huyu nae!!

Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by fundiaminy, Jun 25, 2011.

  1. fundiaminy

    fundiaminy JF-Expert Member

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    Mfugaji kasuku alimrudisha kasuku kwa muuzaji ampe mwengine, "huyu ana matusi sana!" muuzaji akampa mwengine,na kumwambia huyu kasuku ni mstaarabu,"akiinua mguu wa kulia huongea kizungu, akiinua wa kushoto huongea kihindi". Jamaa akauliza "akiinua miguu yote jee?" Kasuku akajibu 'KU*#!MAKO SI NITAANGUKA!!
     
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    serio JF-Expert Member

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    teheeeheeeeeeeee, kasuku nomaa
     
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    siwalaze Senior Member

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    Inabidi awaache kasuku wote atafute mfugo mwingine!!maana kama wa pili ndo huyo,sipati picha wa kwanza alikuwaje!!!
     
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    Sharo hiphop JF-Expert Member

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    Akiinua miguu yote miwili hataongea kabisa kwa sababu atasimamia mdomo.
     
  5. Engager

    Engager JF-Expert Member

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    halikuwa fumbo wewe!!!!!
     
  6. Duduwasha

    Duduwasha JF-Expert Member

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    kasuku anamatusi kama makinda ya ndege supika
     
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    Kibani Member

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    Akinyanyua miguu yote atajivua gamba teteh teteh teteh
     
  8. Mkwaruzo

    Mkwaruzo JF-Expert Member

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    Umenifanya nifurahi kidogo. Inakaribia miezi miwili sijaingia kwa kutulia humu ila now nimerudi rasmi.
     
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    MZOMOZI Member

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    akiinua miguu yote ataruka nahuo ndoo mwisho wa kuoongea.
     
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    chapaa JF-Expert Member

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    Nimecheka aiseee kasuku nouma
     
  11. Katavi

    Katavi Platinum Member

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    Sasa huyo ndio mstaarabu, wa kwanza sijui atakuwaje!
     
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