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Kaona Mambo Huyawezi, KAJA KWANGU

Discussion in 'Mahusiano, mapenzi, urafiki' started by Asprin, Nov 5, 2010.

  1. Asprin

    Asprin JF-Expert Member

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    Leo asubuhi kwenye redio ya kabajaji, wakati nakuja kwa mkoloni:Haka kawimbo ka TOT kalinitafakarisha mengi sana:

    Ooooh oooh mamae,
    Usilie na mimii mamaeee,
    Mpenzi wako mimi sijamwita eeeh,,
    Kaona mambo wewe huyawezi, ndipo kaja kwangu.....!


    Yani mtu anakuchukulia kifaa chako afu anakupiga dongo "Kaona mambo wewe huyawezi, ndipo kaja kwangu".

    Si kutafutiana ubaya na kesi za mauaji za bure mchana kweupe? Asprin hapendi, anawatakieni wikiendi njema.

    Msisahau MALARIA HAIKUBALIKI..:israel::israel::israel:
     
  2. Teamo

    Teamo JF-Expert Member

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    JOSSEEEEE amekuharibu kabisa....!
    ile baa ya kuhama ile
     
  3. Asprin

    Asprin JF-Expert Member

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    Yani Jose anaenda Kwa Kaizer, Afu kaizer anambie Jose kaenda kwake kwa kuwa mimi mambo siyawezi?

    Hata kama ni mwenyekiti, msiba waweza tokea maeneo ya Rombo.
     
  4. RR

    RR JF-Expert Member

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    Asprin kaharibika vibaya mno.......hebu ona leo yuko na twaarab....
     
  5. Fidel80

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    Naona week end inaishia vizuri machungu ya uchakachuaji yamepungua sasa.

    Mpwa hiyo bar mpya ipo mtaa gani? Akina Eliza vp viwango vyao?
     
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    Teamo JF-Expert Member

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    inabidi apelekwe kwa mzee wa upako.....!mapenzi yanautesa moyo wake
     
  7. TIMING

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    jirani asprin,

    wamekuharibu aisee... huko nyuma hukua hivyo, nilikuonya taarab mbaya, hukutaka kunisikia
     
  8. Asprin

    Asprin JF-Expert Member

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    Wewe si nlishakwambia si ndugu yangu?

    Sasa ona hata wimbo wa TOT band wewe unasema taarab. We nshakushtaki kwa Papa. Leo unasomewa hukumu yako.
     
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    Asprin JF-Expert Member

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    Hahahahaha! Nyie walevi bana. Sio taarabu hiyo. Tatizo mmelemazwa na Malumbano ya Mabongo fleva....

    Nimeharibikiwa siyo? Huko nyuma nilikuwaje huko nyuma?
     
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    Teamo JF-Expert Member

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    lakini mimi namlaumu sana JOSSEEE!....

    huyo ndo kaharibu kila kitu.

    hofu yangu ni kwamba uliambiwa uwasilisha ''final-accounts''' za chama lakini naona unapiga danadana
     
  11. RR

    RR JF-Expert Member

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    Tatizo unachokoza halafu unakimbilia polisi....ofkoz sina undugu na wewe.....hata ungekuwepo ningeenda RITA kurekebisha...
     
  12. Asprin

    Asprin JF-Expert Member

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    Wewe nawe ni mwathirika wa CHEZUMWI.

    Siku ya tatu mfululizo hujaripoti kwa deusi, kerege wala kwa meri. Roya na Kimey wana kesi ya kujibu.
     
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    The Finest JF-Expert Member

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    Ohoooo!!!!! Bar Mpya hivi lini watu wanaenda tena Singida
     
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    Teamo JF-Expert Member

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    ha ha ha!
    umenichekesha sana

    mkuu hebu njoo facebook tutete kidogo
     
  15. Asprin

    Asprin JF-Expert Member

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    Ile rule # 3 unaipotezea. unajilimbikizia mali mwenyewe. Undugu gani huu? Ukabaila na ubeberu si sehemu ya imani ya undugu wetu.

    Wewe na Kimey si ndugu zangu.
     
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    Teamo JF-Expert Member

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    miye leo stendi ya kwanza baa mpya

    azma yangu ni kujiridhisha na unachokiandika hapa
     
  17. Asprin

    Asprin JF-Expert Member

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    Invizibo anakisambaratisha chama kwa kuiondoa chat room.

    Nawafuata huko viongozi wangu. Tupange mkakati wa hukumu ya leo.
     
  18. RR

    RR JF-Expert Member

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    Hebu ngoja kwanza....hivi leo si ndio siku ya kukusulubu kwa popu???
    Tatizo wewe ukiona mahali inapopaswa kufuata rule # 3, basi unajifanya kijana...argh:evil::evil::evil::evil:
     
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    Teamo JF-Expert Member

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    naona invizibo ''amei NEC'' chatroom!
    hebu njoo facebook kuna jambo la kudiskass
     
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    Teamo JF-Expert Member

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    ha ha ha ha ah!
    minuted!
    nadhani hii ndio agenda kuu
     
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