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Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by Viol, Jul 3, 2012.

  1. Viol

    Viol JF-Expert Member

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    Jogoo alikuwa anamkimbiza jike hku akiwaza nikimkamata leo atanikoma na nikimkosa nitazuga nafanya mazoezi ya kukimbia. Jike nae alikuwa anakimbia huku akiwaza ngoja nikimbie nikisimama ataniona malaya &akinikosa nitabaki bila kutolewa hamu zangu ngoja nikimbie tartibu ili anipate.


    Nani hapo umamwona mjanja?
     
  2. Viol

    Viol JF-Expert Member

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    Sister alijifungua mtoto hospitali,watu wakashangaa mtoto anacheka badala ya kulia.
    daktari akamwangalia mtoto vizuri akaona kuna kitu mtoto ameshikilia mkononi,
    akamshika mkono na kufungua mkono,wakashangaa kuona mtoto anacheka huku ameshikilia vidoge
    kisha akamwangalia mama usoni na kumwambia "hakuna silaha itakayoweza kuniangamiza"
     
  3. Viol

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    Msichana akiwa anaenda benki kabla hajafika kwa bahati nzuri akamwona boyfriend wake kwa mbali anadraw ATM,
    akaamua amwandikie sms haraka.
    Msichana:mpenzi kama unalala nitumie ndoto,kama unakula nitumie chakula,kama unalia nitumie machozi yako,
    kama unacheka nitumia kicheko
    Mvulana:nipo chooni.

    kugeuka nyuma anamwona girfriend wake,sijui nini kilitokea
     
  4. MC babuu

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    Mjanja ni ww mkuu
     
  5. Viol

    Viol JF-Expert Member

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    Thanks MC babuu
     
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  6. sister

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    hahahha..........nitumie hicho hicho cha chooni.
     
  7. Viol

    Viol JF-Expert Member

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    sister najua unataka cha chooni maana umeshaona sipo chooni.
     
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  8. sister

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    ndo hapo chacha.
     
  9. Viol

    Viol JF-Expert Member

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    sister na we ulinionaje,acha kunifuatilia hivo bhana,mbona mi sijawahi kukuona ukidraw
     
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  10. sister

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    maono tu...........nilikuona upo bank nikaja na kweli nikakukuta uko.
     
  11. Viol

    Viol JF-Expert Member

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    sister maono yako ni bank tu eeh?maana kwingine sijawahi kukuona,unanikosesha amani bhana
     
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    hata uko kwingine uwa nakuonaga sema tu nakupotezea ila la bank nilitaka kuthibitisha kama utasema ukweli.
     
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    Sasa Excellent na Sister huko mnakoenda mtachekeshana wenyewe, hebu rudini haraka!
     
  14. Bishop Hiluka

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    Hahahahahahaaaaaaaaaa!!! Unajua nini kilifuata?
    Mvulana: Nilimaanisha kuwa nakunya pesa, si unaona!...
     
  15. Ruttashobolwa

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    Hakuna mjanja
     
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    Goma dorooooooooooooooooo
     
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    wote maa laya tu
     
  18. sakapal

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    hehehee anataka kifaa kinachotumika chooni umpe hichohicho wala c pesa....!
     
  19. Viol

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    sasa hapo ndo atanipa kibuti mazima
     
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