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Jinsi ya kupata mwanamke

Discussion in 'Mahusiano, mapenzi, urafiki' started by MaxShimba, Jan 26, 2010.

  1. MaxShimba

    MaxShimba JF-Expert Member

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    Is this math true?
     
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    Mkuu mahesabu yako sawa mkuu
     
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    Lol Maxshimba ndo hizo hesabu?:D
     
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    Mx alikimbia umande nini....?
     
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    inawezekana bwana hii hatari kweli kweli
     
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    Max wewe ulishushwa tu kutoka mbinguni? Hukuzaliwa na mwanamke? Je, hata dada zako nao ni matatizo?
     
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    hehehe!NOTED
    ngoja nilifanyie kazi
     
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    Dada ni dada ila sio dada kwa ambaye sio kaka yake. Kwa hiyo mwanmke in this context inahusu madada wote kwa wale wasio kaka zao. Ukizaliwa nae ni dada na usipozaliwa nae ni ROOT OF ALL PROBLEMS especially if you want, or have rubbed shoulders with in what you may call love or sex.
     
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    Mkuu hujakosea ipo sawa kabisa. lol!
     
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    Duh, mkuu umenikumbusha mbali sana kwenye hayo mahesabu yako, ni sahihi kabisa. Yaani bila kutumia muda wa kutosha na kutumia pesa nyingi aisee ni ngumu. Nakuunga mkono. Hebu kwanza nigonge thanks nilisahau.
     
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    Ninajaribu kaungalia thinker wanasema nini. Nothing Personal Mkuu.
     
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    Regia Mtema R I P

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    This math calculation it might br true to some of women but to others haikalukuletiki...For example my lady sikumpata kwa pesa na wala sio chanzo cha matatizo katika maisha yetu ya amani na upendo....
     
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    no comment ur correct mkuu
     
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    Mathematically can be true or false, plse what I assumption did you made to come in this conclusion, suppose if proplems = -ve, the the answer is complex, from step 4 to 5 it must be clear how did you come into that conclusion ,that money is the root of all problem, because money solve all problem too!!!!!! teh teh, it is good way of thinking but put all assumption clear, otherwise mathematicians will acuse youuuuuuuuuuu
     
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    ni sabuni ya roho
     
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    Modification; I am introducing factor called Jesus

    Start form the equation 1

    Women =Time x money x Jesus
    Time =money
    therefore;
    Women=money x money x Jesus

    but; Money is the root of problems

    problems=money

    Women=problems x Jesus

    Jesus factor;

    Come to me all who labour I will give you rest-Jesus

    So Jesus factor is to minimise the effects of problems.

    So when you consider about women the factor of Jesus should be considered.
     
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    Be blessed mkuu.

    Jesus Factor
     
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    Mr. Jesus factor, you have tried to minimize the era he made before
     
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    Hesabu ipi nifuate wakuu.
     
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    Jesus factor woow, never imagine there was such a factor. Safi sana mkuu
     
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