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JE huu ni uungwana????????

Discussion in 'JF Chit-Chat' started by matumbo, Sep 30, 2011.

  1. matumbo

    matumbo JF-Expert Member

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    kupandisha bei ya maziwa mtindi ukidai eti petrol imepanda bei
     
  2. Rejao

    Rejao JF-Expert Member

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    Hapo mbona hueleweki mbona?
     
  3. matumbo

    matumbo JF-Expert Member

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    kunyamba barabaran kimya kimya uku unatembea alafu unajifanya hakuna kitu kimetokea..
     
  4. matumbo

    matumbo JF-Expert Member

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    kwenye vituo vya daladala kuwauzia wenzio mishikaki ya nyama ya paka kisa umeitia ndimu na tangawizi inanukia kama mbuzi
     
  5. matumbo

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    kumfundisha mwanao nidhamu mpaka akitaka kufungua mlango wa friji anapiga hodi
     
  6. matumbo

    matumbo JF-Expert Member

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    kubadilisha majina ya timu za wenzako mara arsenane,chelthree,liverfour
     
  7. matumbo

    matumbo JF-Expert Member

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    kumkosoa mtu kwa kutumia kabila lake''we mhaya ebu njoo hapa! hivi we mwanamke utaacha lini tabia zako za kihaya??''
     
  8. matumbo

    matumbo JF-Expert Member

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    '' we konda ebu shusha hapo kwenye nyumba yenye geti la kijani!''utafikiri gari umekodisha
     
  9. matumbo

    matumbo JF-Expert Member

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    kudharau kazi za wenzako ''yani mtoto amefeli mnashindwa ata kumpeleka ualimu''
     
  10. matumbo

    matumbo JF-Expert Member

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    kualika watu baa alafu badala ya kuzungusha round we unazungusha pembetatu, yani wewe,demu wako na shemejio
     
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    mgodi JF-Expert Member

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    kaka wewe ni mkali, hizo zote ulizoziachia zipo juu ile mbaya.
     
  12. matumbo

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    na we mkaree pia muungwana
     
  13. matumbo

    matumbo JF-Expert Member

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    kumfukuzia msichana mpaka kanisani,alafu unajifanya unampa ofa ya kumtolea sadaka eti''usihofu dada acha tu nitatoa na ya kwako''
     
  14. matumbo

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    kuingia ofisi za watu na t-shirt lako limeandikwa ''kama vp nipotezee''
     
  15. Katavi

    Katavi Platinum Member

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    Ahahahahaaah!! Hii imefunika zote...
     
  16. Mwanyasi

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    Khaa! Hii tutorial aka tuition imetulia sana!
     
  17. mikatabafeki

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    ni mupe mupe muruke tu
     
  18. TANMO

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    hahahaaa, hii kali balaa!
     
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    dawa yake unampotezea kikweli kweli..lol
     
  20. matumbo

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    umeona eeh!
     
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