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Jamani Nauliza Nipate Kujua..... Ilikuwaje?

Discussion in 'JF Chit-Chat' started by Asprin, Jun 17, 2011.

  1. Asprin

    Asprin JF-Expert Member

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    Athumani:
    Alimkosea nini Mungu mpaka ikaibuka huu msemo: MUNGU SI ATHUMANI

    Mtemakuni
    Huyu alipata adhabu gani mpaka huu mkwala ukaibuliwa "UTAKIONA CHA MTEMAKUNI"

    Sikukuu ya Iddi
    Ina nini hasa mpaka wakaidi ndo inakuwa kimbilio lao "MKAIDI HAFAIDI MPAKA SIKU YA IDDI"

    Babu amejuiliza amekosa majibu.
    Hebu msaidieni majibu apate cha kulonga na wazee wenzake kaunta ya juu Ijumaa hii wakati akigida Castle Milk Stout ya baridi kwenye glasi ya moto, iliyochemshwa.

    Afu nawatakieni Wikiendi njema:

    Msiendeshe mkiwa mmelewa, msifanye ngono zembe...tumieni kondom, ikibidi mzimeze kabisa kwa ajili ya kinga zaidi endapo mtabusiana na maulimi yenu
     
  2. Nyamayao

    Nyamayao JF-Expert Member

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    mhhhh....
     
  3. Asprin

    Asprin JF-Expert Member

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    Mh! ndo nini sasa...toa hoja....ntakuwa sikupi hela ya bia....
     
  4. Dena Amsi

    Dena Amsi JF-Expert Member

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    Wewe nawe bwana maswali magumuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu mie najiweka pembeni niepushe msongamano nimeshindwa na nitapata F leo
     
  5. DaMie

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    Babu usipojua ww, sisi wajukuu tutajuaje?
    Ila ngoja waje wenye kujua wakujulishe babu.
    Ijumaa njema karibu mnadani kutafuna nyama au
    meno hakuna.
     
  6. Asprin

    Asprin JF-Expert Member

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    Na usije KingStaa, sitakununulia Tusker ya Kenya ya baridi wallahi
     
  7. Asprin

    Asprin JF-Expert Member

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    Nna hasira sana na Asumani.... alimtenda nini Mungu wetu? Labda ndo maana mafuta yamepanda bei au?
     
  8. Dena Amsi

    Dena Amsi JF-Expert Member

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    Hakiyani vile Fairway sikuwekei ile supu ya mkia na ulimi wa ng'ombe
     
  9. Asprin

    Asprin JF-Expert Member

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    Ng'ombe mwenyewe dume...nani ale ulimi wa dume mwenzie?...........Hata mkia pia siuhitaji, kwani mi sina? Ng'ombe ana wa nyuma, mi nna wa mbele, nani zaidi?
     
  10. Kimey

    Kimey JF-Expert Member

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    Hahaha hommie naona watu wanapita tu!
     
  11. kisasangwe

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    mh si unazijua kazi za ATHUMANI KICHWA wazi.... kwa kipochi manyoya....
     
  12. DaMie

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    Popote nimwonapo Asumani leo ana kazi ya kunijibu
    ili nilete jibu mapema, tusije tukashindwa kula nyama
    kisa babu ana hasira
     
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    Bigirita JF-Expert Member

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    aseee!!!
    makuli wamekutibua leo eeh!!!
    tukapange meza na viti!!
     
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    Bigirita JF-Expert Member

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    leo usalule au mujini kwa mzee chaula hommie!!
     
  15. Kimey

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    Hahaha leo pale pale Hommie!
    Inawezekana athmani alijiita Mungu
     
  16. Asprin

    Asprin JF-Expert Member

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    Hoomie, umemwelewe kisas...(.damn majina mengine bana)....hapa chini?

     
  17. Asprin

    Asprin JF-Expert Member

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    Hebu Fanya hima..........Huyu Asumani inaelekea alitongoza mke wa malaika akajiona kishakuwa Mungu...Asumani bana.....TUPA KULE!

    Aiseee pare pare pa ukweeeee.... Saa ngapi chalii!

    Mtanikuta nshapanga viti.... Inshaalah, Mungu Si Asumani
     
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    Kimey JF-Expert Member

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    Hahaha hoomi kisasangwe has made my day nimecheka kwa sauti acha! Dah sijui kamaanisha nini!
     
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    Babu unamaswali magumu kama ansbert ngurumo.
     
  20. Asprin

    Asprin JF-Expert Member

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    Kisasangwe si Asumani, na Asumani si Mungu

    Hommie hivi ni Mtemakuni au Mtema Kuni? Isije ikawa ni baba yake Regia alikiona cha moto akatema kuni
     
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