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ingekuwa wewe??????

Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by lucresia, May 14, 2011.

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    lucresia Member

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    Siku 1 Mr & Mrswalikuwa sebuleni, Mr akataka "kumsuprise" Mrs wake, akaenda chumbani na kuweka line mpya kwenye cm yake, then akampigia Mrs wake aliyemwacha sebuleni.............! HELLOW DARLING....! bila kujua ni Mr wake..wife akajibu KATA UPIGE BAADAE...hili LINGURUWE lipo ndani............... unahisi nini kilifuatia??????
     
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    KILOTI Member

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    Nita piga baadae akijilaisisha kichapo mwanzo mwinga
     
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    Lizzy JF-Expert Member

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    Kaaaazi kweli kweli!
     
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    pauline JF-Expert Member

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    hahahahh sipati picha alivyofreeze na simu yake alivyosikia hivyo.....:biggrin1::biggrin1:
     
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    Jaluo_Nyeupe JF-Expert Member

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    hadithi hii inatufundisha nini?
     
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    MASOKO Member

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    inatufundusha tusiwe wezi
     
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    aikaruwa1983 JF-Expert Member

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    kwa mm ninavyojua "kupenda" nitaamini nimekosea namba..................!!!!
     
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    PakaJimmy JF-Expert Member

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    Hayo maneno kwenye red tu yanatosha kumpeleka huyo mama akasalimie kwao!, bila hata kumalizia hayo ya "linguruwe!
     
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    Ombeni Charles Member

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    Hii sasa kali ya mwezi may.
     
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    Tasia I JF-Expert Member

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    alijisuprise mwenyewe.
    unanikumbusha wakati tupo hostel, ilikua ukitaka kwenda kwa dem wako
    inabidi umtaarif kabisa kua unaenda. ukijifanya unamsuprise ungeweza kumkuta mwenzako.
    na hapo ukawa umjisuprise.
     
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