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I Want to Die Before my Wife...................

Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by FirstLady1, Apr 29, 2010.

  1. FirstLady1

    FirstLady1 JF-Expert Member

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    Two men, both married, were discussing their lives. Suddenly one says," You know, I think I would like to die before my wife"
    " Now why is that"? Asked the other.
    " Because if she's there when I arrive, she'll be telling a lot of things about me. And I want to clear my account before that"!
     
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    teh teh teh duh! thanx 4 make me laugh
     
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    PakaJimmy JF-Expert Member

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    Wanawake wanachonga mno...Ni kweli bora mwanaume awahi maana unaweza kukoseshwa mbingu bureeee!
     
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    hahahaha PJ usinichekeshe wewe .....
     
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    Ahaaaaa hao jamaa hawajui kufa ni kufa ila kibaya kutangulia.
     
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