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Husbands for sale

Discussion in 'Mahusiano, mapenzi, urafiki' started by Observer2010, Jul 13, 2011.

  1. Observer2010

    Observer2010 Senior Member

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    A store that sells husbands has just opened, where a woman may go to choose a husband. Among the instructions at the entrance is a description of how the store operates. You may visit the store ONLY ONCE !

    There are six floors and the attributes of the men increase as the shopper ascends the flights. There is, however, a catch . . .. you may choose any man
    from a particular floor, or you may choose to go up a floor, but you cannot go back down except to exitthe building! So, a woman goes to the Husband Store to find a husband.

    On the first floor the sign on the door reads:

    Floor 1 -
    These men have jobs and love the Lord.

    The second floor sign reads:


    Floor 2 -
    These men have jobs, love the Lord, and love kids.

    The third floor sign reads:

    Floor 3 -
    These men have jobs, love the Lord, love kids, and are

    extremely good looking.

    "Wow," she thinks, but feels compelled to keep going.

    She goes to the fourth floor and sign reads:

    Floor 4 -
    These men have jobs, love the Lord, love kids, are drop- dead good looking and help with the housework.

    "Oh, mercy me!" she exclaims, "I can hardly stand it!"
    Still, she goes to the fifth floor and sign reads:

    Floor 5 -
    These men have jobs, love the Lord, love kids, are drop- dead gorgeous, help with the housework, and have a strong romantic streak.

    She is so tempted to stay, but she goes to the sixth floor and the sign reads:


    Floor 6 -
    You are visitor 4,363,012 to this floor. There are no men on this floor. This floor exists solely as proof that women are impossible to please.

    Thank you for shopping at the Husband Store. Watch your step as you exit the building, and have a nice day!



    Cheerz !!!


     
  2. afrodenzi

    afrodenzi Platinum Member

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    Narudi tena round ya pili.. mhhhMasks on.... different clothes ..
     
  3. Observer2010

    Observer2010 Senior Member

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    tehe.tehe.tehe...! Remember, You may visit the store ONLY ONCE ... Hii store unapigwa finger print kabla ya kuingia.
     
  4. afrodenzi

    afrodenzi Platinum Member

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    Kwa vile napenda number tano na ni Vigumu sana kuwapata.. Itabidi niende extreme (Michael Jackson )
     
  5. Eiyer

    Eiyer JF-Expert Member

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    Where?
     
  6. Observer2010

    Observer2010 Senior Member

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    Unaweza badili kila kitu ila sio finger print ! Unless uje na mikono bandia.
     
  7. Observer2010

    Observer2010 Senior Member

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    City Centre...
     
  8. charger

    charger JF-Expert Member

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    FLOOR 7.These men,ni matapeli,mafataki,wanalala baa,wanaoa usiku tu asubuhi ndoa inavunjika.....welcome for business creditcards accepted
     
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    Husninyo JF-Expert Member

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    Mi ningeishia zangu floor ya 2. Staki makuu.
     
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    Eiyer JF-Expert Member

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    I asked 4 the ladys,now they knw that nice!
     
  11. afrodenzi

    afrodenzi Platinum Member

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    Dahhhh.. Wataka kiniambia nikate mikono. .. nadhani sasa ntaingia..
     
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    i like the 6th fl...very good message...fitting indeed! Hey girls pls be contented vinginevyo itakula kwenu!
     
  13. Observer2010

    Observer2010 Senior Member

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    Sio lazima uikate, unaweza ivalisha na ya bandia bila kuikata. Ukija utaishia floor ya ngapi ?
     
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    Mi ningeishia namba 3 tu sitaki mbwembwe nisije kukosa kabisa
     
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    Mmhh sasa hivi kwa vile najua..Moja kwa moja 5. :)
     
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    Source kwanza mkuu....maana ni Ctrl A, Ctrl C then Ctrl V.....
     
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